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I know its short notice... but can anyone lend a hand on a shoot today at half 5??

Forty bogans arrive at the Pearly Gates in their old Kingswood's and Falcons. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. "I've got 40 bogans here. Can I let them in?" God says "We are over the bogan quota for the month. Go out and choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let those 12 in." Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. "They've gone", he tells God. "What?" says God, "All 40 of them?" "No... the frigging gates!"

Anyone have an old (or not so) vice they are willing to part with for cash or for a short term loan?

might be the race that stops a nation... but it didn't stop JLG Photographics...

If you are considering taking your kids to the new Wet n Wild park in Sydney this summer, DON"T. It is a massive rip off. I took my 3 kids there for the day recently. Your bags are searched before you enter and if you have any food or even bottled water, you are not allowed in unless you put the food back in your car or put it in the bin. Forced to buy their food, for lunch I went to their "restaurant" where the cheapest meal was a cheeseburger, chips and salad = $10. I had fish and chips =$1...

Figure this out if you can: Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic. Don't allow your unqualified abilities to be dismissed just because you don't have a degree. Achievers focus on what they can do and ignore what they cannot.

Drive to port and the temperature drops 13 degrees. Lol

Hmm modball rally is pretty cool.

I'm not a massive fan of Michael Checka, but I think he's the man to bring the prima donnas back into line...

It's a great shame that one of Australia's most loved and most influential politicians has passed. Thank you for making Australia a better place. :) :) #RIPGoughWhitlam

Hmmm sleeep.

Ben Dunk... Solid knock mate... Musta been all those innings at goondi bend.

Happy birthday to my beautiful girl Jordynn Kiem ♡ I wish you the very best birthday wishes! And hope you have a great day. So glad to have you by my side xo love you

Anyone crashed on spencers yet?

Anyone know who lost it on port lane and left the big black lines?