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[XXB4XX]

I'll start.. Last week, I covered myself in Hugo Boss "Perfume", went outside to get into the car, and decided to have a quick smoke.. I put the lighter near my chest to block out the wind... and yep.. you guessed it... I became a human fireball for 2 seconds.. who ever thought that stuff would smell good and be so flammable!

[Soop]

BAHAHAHAHAHA, sucked in for: A: wearing perfume. B: smoking in the car. What have i done? F*ck were do i start. Broken leg riding a push bike must be up there, 2years on and i still cant walk properly.

[XXB4XX]

BAHAHAHAHAHA, sucked in for:
A: wearing perfume.
B: smoking in the car.

What have i done?
F*ck were do i start.

Broken leg riding a push bike must be up there, 2years on and i still cant walk properly.

I wasn't in the car yet... don't like smoking in the B4.. or smoking these days all together

but as for legs.. I got a busted knee as a kid from baseball, I can forsee weather changes before anyone else.. if im limping, it's gonna get cold and rain!

[Jeff]

hmmmm well. On the way to Port Macquarie for Schoolies week years ago, had 3 passengers and the wagon full to the brim. We decided to stop and grab a bite to eat off the highway. When we went to get back on we (I) took a wrong turn somewhere and suddenly driving my 1981 Subaru 1800 Wagon on gravel. Young and stupid as i was i decided it would be fun to swing the back out a little. Dropped the back wheels off the side of the road (cliff drop), car bounced back up and hit the front end on a wooden post. Suprisingly only a cracked headlight and 4 pairs of stained undies was the outcome.

[CRUISN]

When i was young and a red blooded P plater in a V8, I raced an unmarked cop car with two detectives in it, unbeknown to me at the time. They werent impressed as they were on theyre way some where fast. Luckily i only got fined and a stern talking too!

[Mav]

ROFL. lucky with the cops cruisn

[SUBARU]

Stupidest thing I did lately.... Moved into the new house and not being used to having sliding glass doors, I ran straight into it at full pelt. Had me seeing stars for about 5 minutes and nearly busted my nose. Now that stupid. I don't laugh at people running into doors on funniest home videos anymore. They are part of my brotherhood now.

[Evil_VZ-T]

went around a corner once... ended up in hospital

[twinturbosubaru]

So wouldn't that mean you didn't go the whole distance around the corner ? and stopped somewhere before the end of the corner ? :-) Paul

[Soop]

No, he made it to the other side. But superman was standing there thinking "F*ck me!"

[Mav]

haha.

[cracka]

stupidest thing i eva did was stop taking drugs and partying for days and days on end. effectively becoming the sensible, responsible mild mannered community orientated family man that you've all come to know and luv. o.k,,,,,,,, was that a tumble weed that just went past.? ah whateva then.,,,,,,i had fun.

[fatcat67]

I'll start..

Last week, I covered myself in Hugo Boss "Perfume", went outside to get into the car, and decided to have a quick smoke..

I put the lighter near my chest to block out the wind... and yep.. you guessed it...

I became a human fireball for 2 seconds.. who ever thought that stuff would smell good and be so flammable!

Bahahahahahah you fucwit.
Fuken hillarious.

BTW, Paul you really should consider perfume sometime, or at least something that doesn't smell like shit.

I've never done anything stupid.

[boost]

^ PAH! Paid $52 for a mobile mechanic to install an airfilter? um... Swapped my WAGON for a SEDAN... WTF was I thinking?

[boost]

PS: You still have crossbars? And key?

Oh I see we're friends again are we?

[Soop]

f*ck, here we go. Next they'll be getting the baby oil and supaglide out.....

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