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[Niko]

Hey,

April;
 
1st: April Fools Day - dating back to the late 1500s April Fools day originates out of the change of the New Year from end of March to the start of January, not everyone got the memo so those who celebrated New Years in March, 1582 looked like fools.
 
25th: It's now the 100th Anniversary of Gallipoli. Contrary to popular Australian opinion, the Brits didn't have the wrong landing spot, in fact we would have been farked anywhere we landed. The main cause of the failed campaign was that on the first day the inexperienced infantry officers did not want to capitalise on their momentum and push too far in land, not much land was gained during the rest of the campaign due to this. Doubt my facts? Go on, argue military history with me, I dare you.
 
Also it's the 39th birthday for Apple Computers, which was formed out of a garage in California, if one looks really closely at their Apple products they can still see evidence of it being made in a garage.

Also for April fools I'm sending a fake Ultrasound photo to my future in-laws.
 
Have to rethink this.


Nick

[Hypnotic]

I imagine the look on their face would be priceless.

You should then proceed to punch your missus in the stomach just after they've calmed down.

[Bumpty]

You're a tool

[Bumpty]

Could chuckle back a choccy milk dis Mornang!

[Bumpty]

Sup cubt kong?

[Bumpty]

"...Peterson and Ekstrom had, according to the judges findings, adopted a practice of signing whatever board minutes and documents Magnus put in front of them and saying what Magnus wanted them to say without giving those matters any or any proper consideration."

- http://www.applebygl...ugust-2012).pdf

[Bumpty]

Heading home from work B.
Ima Passenger today.

This ***** driving is a bit how you going.
Nervous prick.

Are you done milking tits?

Back seat driving or playing with the shotgun?

Tits need to sit still just for two sex.

[Niko]

In that article bumpty, they misspell basis as bases.

 

But interesting nonetheless.

[Bumpty]

Tis a UK article, Rosten.
So on that bases, basis was used correctly.

None the less, your dissecting was deceptively interesting.

Kids off two school?

[Niko]

Ah cool Bumpty, TIL bases is the plural of basis, so multiple basis is written 'bases'. Sweet. Using that later.

[Bumpty]

That's da lingo, these kids a swinging these days.

Kids enjoying school?

[Niko]

I sure am.

[Liberty]

Good morning all and welcome to April Fool's Day. I'm gonna leave work really early today as a prank to the tax paying residents of the Sutherland Shire.

 

Rach's one.

 

We only paid around $350 for ours --- the Pixel 2 would be double that at least right?

 

Correct. The base model is US$1,000 and the LS model is $1,300. The additional $300 is for an i7 instead of i5, 16 GB DDR3 RAM instead of 8 and a 64 GB SSD instead of only 32 GB.

[Hypnotic]

For my April fools prank, I'm going back to bed.

[Liberty]

OH Great!!!

Now it's compooders!

 

Fixed with the Smash or Trash topic, ha ha. I just wanted to be nice in replying to Alex's post from the last GT.