May GT
1st May: Mayday - The annual holiday where airline pilots prank each other over the radio.
1st May 2004: 10 countries joined the EU, including 8 former Soviet countries. Like any grieving ex-boyfriend, Russia got drunk and committed some war crimes.
2nd May 2011: Osama Bin Laden was killed by US Special Forces...his last words were 'Hey, you're not the pizza guy..'
4th May 1494: Chris Columbus discovered Jamaica....yes the same douche who thought the Caribbean was India.
5th May: Karl Marx's Birthday. Celebrate by punching a lefty in the face.