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Started by B4TT, Nov 30 2011 11:23 PM

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#2521 Brett

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:08 PM

Anyone who says test cricket is boring is obviously not watching this game. I'm looking at you Mr Hughes.

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#2522 Adam

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:11 PM

Anyone who says test cricket is boring is obviously not watching this game. I'm looking at you Mr Hughes.

CRICKET in general is boring!

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:12 PM

Shaz, welcome to the internet! I see you have found the first thing ever to be posted on the internet! still funny though.

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#2524 Adam

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:13 PM

I think we need to see photos of your Mrs. (preferably with minimal clothes on) so we can see if she is ready physically ready for the challenge.

I am prepared to do a online photo prognosis.

LOL

Ill just have to test her physical readiness myself....

WAIT.... perfect idea!

We will have a house before the day this thing is on.

training sex. BOOM! Im a genious! No more having to get her drunk and then beg for a quickie!

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#2525 B4TT

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:19 PM

Nice Adam, a good move forward!

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:20 PM

http://www.27bslash6.com/AGL.html

Hahahahaha.

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! thats Forking gold!

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#2527 Adam

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:20 PM

Nice Adam, a good move forward!

I thought so!

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:20 PM

No more having to get her drunk and then beg for a quickie!

Drunken quickies are the shit!

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#2529 Brett

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:26 PM

noooooooooooooooooooo

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#2530 Adam

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:26 PM

I'm
Retarded.

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#2531 Shaz

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:26 PM

lol Re the LHC.

"It's kind of like a pressure cooker but with way more dials."

lol I love how the diagrams are always powering his PS3 with infinite energy.

Theres so many funny ones in there.

Theres one about his kid pirating games onto a USB drive and playing them at school. Haha.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:27 PM

noooooooooooooooooooo

This!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#2533 Brett

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:32 PM

So close to an epic win. Now just a loss.

Also @Adam - cricket isn't boring. You are. So there.

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#2534 B4TT

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:34 PM

Cricket is best taken with a few beers on a lazy day

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#2535 Morgan

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:43 PM

No more having to get her drunk and then beg for a quickie!

Hahahaha

The Mrs was somewhere between tipsy and drunk on Saturday night after the wedding and may have been a little tingly in the pant area. This would normally be fine except we were in a small cabin with 3 people in surrounding rooms and her brother in the same small room who I think was only on the verge of sleep - not quite there yet. Quiet sex is hard enough (that's what she said) but quiet drunk sex is impossible. I'm sad to say, I turned down her begging

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#2536 Adam

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:44 PM

So close to an epic win. Now just a loss.

Also @Adam - cricket isn't boring. You are. So there.

Brett, not a sports lover myself, so football cricket soccer baseball tennis golf e.t.c is boring as batshit to watch.

Snowboarding is cool to watch, because I enjoy to participate in the sliding down a hill part!

Hahahaha

The Mrs was somewhere between tipsy and drunk on Saturday night after the wedding and may have been a little tingly in the pant area. This would normally be fine except we were in a small cabin with 3 people in surrounding rooms and her brother in the same small room who I think was only on the verge of sleep - not quite there yet. Quiet sex is hard enough (that's what she said) but quiet drunk sex is impossible. I'm sad to say, I turned down her begging

HAHAHAHAHA

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#2537 B4TT

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:50 PM

Hahaha nice Morgan! got to love having her beg for it! but if she was fine with the fact that her brother was in the room and may/may not have heard something you should have just gone for it

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:53 PM

Hahahaha

The Mrs was somewhere between tipsy and drunk on Saturday night after the wedding and may have been a little tingly in the pant area. This would normally be fine except we were in a small cabin with 3 people in surrounding rooms and her brother in the same small room who I think was only on the verge of sleep - not quite there yet. Quiet sex is hard enough (that's what she said) but quiet drunk sex is impossible. I'm sad to say, I turned down her begging

*facepalm*

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#2539 Morgan

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Posted 12 December 2011 - 01:53 PM

Haha she was fine with it...

All Friday on the trip down she was making suggestive comments and her brother had to keep reminding her that he was also in the car

She was looking damn fine that night too. Makes it very difficult to say no!!