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[B4TT]

I prefer to see it as progress.

I see the line... it is finite, I rub said line out and move it forward several paces....thus giving more room to move.

Who knows, perhaps one day I will remove this line once and for all that continues to slow progress down and giving way to infinite possibilities.

[B4TT]

We have also since forgotten his most prized form of protection, his Islamic cain toad tank... I believe there are 7 of them.. if we strike during prayer we could immobilise them while they are vulnerable and not likely to have explosives on person.

[Shaz]

Or I could just buy it...

[Sven Smergberd]

7? Maybe last year, he bumped up the numbers recently.... I think we'll have to do this soon before the moat is completed... While we're there i want to check out the uranium enrichment program in the 2nd bedroom, apparentlyits cheaper than solar, but that selfish git won't share his scientists, hence my car bomb in Iran...

And can we make popcorn when we're there, and wear his clothes....nothing weird... Heaps of guys rub butter popcorn on themselves while sniffing other mens clothes.... Theres a whole channel on it...
STOP YUDGING ME YOSH!!

[B4TT]

Or I could just buy it...

They value religion, not money...... though I guess when talking about your kind of money anything is possible.


We strike soon then, perhaps have Mossad run some reconnaissance on his second bedroom uranium enriching centrifuges, if he has 20% we blow the place.... He is obviously chasing weapons grade enrichment.

[Adam]

Lol holy shit!

[Sven Smergberd]

I wouldnt be surprised if that bastard has a massive arse-nal of what rhymes smeapons of schmass schestruction... No innocent man drives 3 cars and speaks in code 'i 'ed Hope in the ass'... Thats obviously an elaborate algorithm for anthrax distribution.. Mother of God this sick bastard could be the next Pol Jong Hitler. I'm going to feed his radioactive islamic toads to his dungeon daughter.

We need to call Captain Planet in on this one. I know you and him din't get along Yosh, but you'll have to put your differing theories on the importance of string theory and it's relevance to the potato famine aside for a while.

[ams]

White Hulk approves of this.

The only thing Im enriching now is my liver with alcohol...Currently at 20%.

[B4TT]

To defeat this most wretched of terrorists I will set aside all differences with the Faptain Planet, I do not forgive him for the starvation of countless Irish but we really do need him on this one.

[ams]

Also, that wasn't exactly super secret code. You've both seen what i got for very little effort. Very little.

[Sven Smergberd]

I heard he sent her flowers......





























MADE OF PEOPLE!!!

[B4TT]

Got to do something with all those pieces of human.

[Sven Smergberd]

He should stop calling his penis effort.

[ams]

I used the skins to build a hot air balloon to which I attached to a garden hose and float my house to super secret locations.

Clearly Nice (how the motherland pronounces Nick) doesn't get this reference because like dogs, he can't look up. This is why he joined the navy, flat water and no looking upwards.

Clouds confuse him. Confused by clouds.

[Sven Smergberd]

I work under the water, where down is up and no means yes.....

[ams]

I work under the water, where down is up and no means yes.....

The only thing you do under the water is go "GLURG BLURG GLURG GLURG IM A BIG HOMO GLURG"

And by water, I mean semen.

[Sven Smergberd]

You're just pissed because i car bombed your scientist.

[B4TT]

SHHHH Nik is here, we must halt discussing our plans for invasion.. he is a North Spearwood sympathiser.

[B4TT]

FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

POL JONG HITLER IS OFF TO THE US NEXT WEEK!! O N A P L A N E !!!!!!

[ams]

POL JONG HITLER IS OFF TO THE US NEXT WEEK!! O N A P L A N E !!!!!!

Imma' punch him in his mini asian peen.