Why would you rebuild a K? Swap a single can of VB for a running one.
The Magnificent Poo Brown KE70
Started by Shaz, Mar 02 2012 08:32 AM
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 11:17 AM
I would have gone to the kitchen, collected a brown bag, dropped my dacks, pinched off a loaf in said bag, done up dacks, stickytaped bag, placed bag in envelope, and mailed it right to your face for being such a tool.
It's ok, sometimes when we herp, we also derp.
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 11:22 AM
Why would you rebuild a K? Swap a single can of VB for a running one.
Don't you mean, get paid a can of VB to take a running one off someones hands?
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 01 June 2012 - 05:00 PM
No.
You could rebuild it as a stroker for a fitty, and still not have enough power to take the skin off of a custard tart.
It'll run for another half a million k's on sand, sulphuric acid, and chicken bones, whilst you build a turbocharged LSX for it.
You could rebuild it as a stroker for a fitty, and still not have enough power to take the skin off of a custard tart.
It'll run for another half a million k's on sand, sulphuric acid, and chicken bones, whilst you build a turbocharged LSX for it.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:18 PM
So, with all this rain recently, and the area I live in being prone to flooding, I decided to take the Rolla out on Monday morning to get some breakfast.
Went through a pretty large puddle, and was fine. On the way back, decided that it couldn't have gotten any worse, and decided to do it again.
Big Mistake.
As i entered the unseemingly shallow puddle, it was only when I realised that my headlights weren't working due to water lapping over my bonnet that the puddle had in fact grown into a fscking river. Next thing you know, the car conks out (Which was the result of the indestructible K motor sucking in about 5 litres of muddy, shit water) and water pissing in through the bottom of my doors, and over the passenger window.
Stuck the car in first gear, and continually cranked it, to SLOWLY get it out of the river rapids that had enslaved my car. As I got out, I opened my door, and a flood the size of the one that floated Noahs ark proceeded to go from the inside of my car, out. Sat there mashing the loud pedal while cranking for about 10 seconds, fearing that I may have hydrolocked the K motor, and it was fubared.
How wrong was I. The little carb 1.3L fired into life, which was shadowed by a valve bouncing side step on the clutch, and away I went.
Got home to assess the damage. I had water pools 15cm deep in every footwell. Ripped out all the carpet, underlay and tucked up wiring so it was out of the water. I've left it for the past 3 days now in hopes that it will dry out itself, which it has done. Next step is to get in there, and vacumn all the shit thats leftover, before I buy some new black carpet.
Good times.
Cheers,
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Went through a pretty large puddle, and was fine. On the way back, decided that it couldn't have gotten any worse, and decided to do it again.
Big Mistake.
As i entered the unseemingly shallow puddle, it was only when I realised that my headlights weren't working due to water lapping over my bonnet that the puddle had in fact grown into a fscking river. Next thing you know, the car conks out (Which was the result of the indestructible K motor sucking in about 5 litres of muddy, shit water) and water pissing in through the bottom of my doors, and over the passenger window.
Stuck the car in first gear, and continually cranked it, to SLOWLY get it out of the river rapids that had enslaved my car. As I got out, I opened my door, and a flood the size of the one that floated Noahs ark proceeded to go from the inside of my car, out. Sat there mashing the loud pedal while cranking for about 10 seconds, fearing that I may have hydrolocked the K motor, and it was fubared.
How wrong was I. The little carb 1.3L fired into life, which was shadowed by a valve bouncing side step on the clutch, and away I went.
Got home to assess the damage. I had water pools 15cm deep in every footwell. Ripped out all the carpet, underlay and tucked up wiring so it was out of the water. I've left it for the past 3 days now in hopes that it will dry out itself, which it has done. Next step is to get in there, and vacumn all the shit thats leftover, before I buy some new black carpet.
Good times.
Cheers,
Shazza
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:24 PM
IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE!!!
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:25 PM
Y 4 U NOT DIE K MOTOR!!!
Glad your alright tho mate, up here in qld people die by getting washed away so often.
That engine is indestructible... Hows it run?
Glad your alright tho mate, up here in qld people die by getting washed away so often.
That engine is indestructible... Hows it run?
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:27 PM
Y 4 U NOT DIE K MOTOR!!!
Glad your alright tho mate, up here in qld people die by getting washed away so often.
That engine is indestructible... Hows it run?
I start my car in the morning, and valve bounce it all the way to work, everyday. Its slow, and rattley, has the same amount of RWHP as a fork, yet, loves being thrashed all day, everyday. I've even been running it on a fuel/oil boat postmix fuel for the past week, and it loves it.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 01:29 PM
Thats just stupidly reliable...
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 08:20 PM
Two stroke fuel?
You will NEVER seize it.
How good are these things!!!!
You will NEVER seize it.
How good are these things!!!!
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 08:30 PM
when it comes time to convert it, treat it the way you told me to treat a skyline.......
Brink on the accelerator and in nutral, then see how many beers you can skull befor it blows up.
reffer to my sig below.
Brink on the accelerator and in nutral, then see how many beers you can skull befor it blows up.
reffer to my sig below.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 08:32 PM
I'd love to go back to a K.
Like a hot 5K in a KE10. With a gilmore drive.
Thanks for reading.
Like a hot 5K in a KE10. With a gilmore drive.
Thanks for reading.
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 08:32 PM
Brink on the accelerator and in nutral, then see how many beers you can skull befor it blows up.
You would be discharged from hospital after being admitted for alcohol poisoning and it would still be running.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 08:50 PM
Pour oil into the gas tank, and gas into the engine...
See how long that will last
See how long that will last
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 09:40 PM
it'll still run.Pour oil into the gas tank, and gas into the engine...
See how long that will last
you don't understand. this is a Toyota K series motor.
Arguably one of the most reliable passenger vehicle engines on the globe!!!
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Posted 14 June 2012 - 09:57 PM
hahaha
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Posted 15 June 2012 - 08:52 AM
Well, the plan is to insert random objects into the oil cap prior to pulling the motor out, while a brick is on the accelerator.
So far, I have Nuts, bolts, gravel, oil, water, fuel, tint remover, tint, sand, salt, some sticks, a CD and a battery.
I still don't think thats enough to kill it.
*edited to please Jewdam.
So far, I have Nuts, bolts, gravel, oil, water, fuel, tint remover, tint, sand, salt, some sticks, a CD and a battery.
I still don't think thats enough to kill it.
*edited to please Jewdam.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 15 June 2012 - 08:57 AM
piss in it as you drop a lit mitch in the oil cap.Well, the plan is to insert random objects into the oil cap prior to pulling the motor out, while a brick is on the accelerator.
So far, I have Nuts, bolts, gravel, oil, water, fuel, tint remover, tint, some sticks, a CD and a battery.
I still don't think thats enough to kill it.
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Posted 15 June 2012 - 09:00 AM
What about sand or salt.
Why weren't my suggestions good enough.
Wanchor!
Why weren't my suggestions good enough.
Wanchor!
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Posted 15 June 2012 - 09:02 AM
Fixed for Jewdam.
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Posted 15 June 2012 - 09:09 AM
Better! 
GoPro it. Or GTFO
GoPro it. Or GTFO
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