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[skillionaire]

The only other one I've heard of is in Melbourne as well. Do chem guys have preferred operators on their site?

[Shaz]

[Adam]

Do those dogs shoot bees, and are they dragon proof?

[Shaz]

They are actually dragons in disguise.

[skillionaire]

1. As Jesus was setting out on a journey, a man ran up to him and knelt before him, and asked, “Good Teacher, what shall I do to inherit eternal life?”

2. And Jesus said to him, “What have you done so far?”

3. And he said to Him, “Well I was born into a wealthy family, got into a good school in Galilee because my parents donated a few thousand talents for a building with a nice reed roof, and now I have a high-paying job in the Roman treasury managing risk.”

4. Looking at him, Jesus felt an admiration for him, and said to him, “Blessed are you! For you are not far from being independently wealthy.” And the man was happy. Then Jesus said, “But there is one thing you lack: A bigger house in a gated community in Tiberias. Buy that and you will have a treasure indeed. And make sure you get a stone countertop for the kitchen. Those are really nice.”

The disciples were amazed.

5. Peter asked him, “Lord, shouldn’t he sell all his possessions and give it to the poor?” Jesus grew angry. “Get behind me, Satan! He has earned it!” Peter protested: “Lord,” he said, “Did this man not have an unjust advantage? What about those who are not born into wealthy families, or who do not have the benefit of a good education, or who, despite all their toil, live in the poorer areas of Galilee, like Nazareth, your own home town?”

6. “Well,” said Jesus, “first of all, that’s why I left Nazareth. There were too many poor people always asking me for charity. They were as numerous as the stars in the sky, and they annoyed me. Second, once people start spending again, like this rich young man, the Galilean economy will inevitably rebound, and eventually some of it will trickle down to the poor. Blessed are the patient! But giving the money away, especially if he can’t write it off, is a big fat waste.”

The disciples’ amazement knew no bounds. “But Lord,” they said, “what about the passages in both the Law and the Prophets that tell us to care for widows and orphans, for the poor, for the sick, for the refugee? What about the many passages in the Scriptures about justice?”

7. “Those are just metaphors,” said Jesus. “Don’t take everything so literally.”

[B4TT]

I've done this.

hehe nice! It was a pretty cool novelty!

[B4TT]

hahaha Jesus is a lad!

[skillionaire]

Hahahahaha, what the ? Go the 80's! I was two when this happened.

[Adam]

My ride thingy

http://www.perisher....mrd=TKT10558770

Nice!

[skillionaire]

Looks exactly like you.

[Adam]

I Got a google tan on the weekend.

Looks gay.

[Shaz]

How do you get a google tan?

Too much searching?

[B4TT]

[Adam]

How do you get a google tan?

Too much searching?

YEP.

Really failing at typing the last few days.

[skillionaire]

Remember we all drooled over this thing a few months back?



NOICE!

[skillionaire]

I hope this silence means you're all watching that clip!

[B4TT]

That thing is awesome.

[Adam]

HI

[skillionaire]

Truly awesome. Not sure I could stretch the $200K for it though. Probably just get the $150 version without all the trick 4X4 stuff - as if I'd ever use independently controlled diffs.

[Shaz]

I can't watch the video at work.

Cliffnotes?