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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:07 AM

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:08 AM

Let's hope it's brighter than NAB's!

They had a pretty good result?

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:10 AM

Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and say a 20% drop in net profit isn't really a good result. Though I assume it was consolidating and writing off a lot of unsustainable assets.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:10 AM

Yeah. I'm going to go ahead and say a 20% drop in net profit isn't really a good result. Though I assume it was consolidating and writing off a lot of unsustainable assets.

I must have missed this! I just assumed they got a good result given the surge in their share price, they have gone from about $24 to nearly $30 today (not all in the one day, but I mean their share price as of open is near $30)

 


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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:13 AM

Yeah I think they're at a 3/4 year high on share price. They're one of the first banks to look like they've dumped a lot of bad debt, but NAB is still the most reliant on UK stability. So we'll see.

Shazbanger will weigh in, I'm sure. Maybe when the sook is feeling better.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:17 AM

Seriously shit idea, and if anyone bangs on about the Radler heritage of German beer I'll punch you.

http://www.smh.com.a...1004-2710z.html

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:19 AM

MLC is to blame for the drop. They've just been issued with a massive fine from the ATO for not keeping trust accounts managed correctly, and as such, they've been instructed to regain upto $1b in assets. Also contributing as Nik said, is that they are selling off the UK arms of the bank. Clydesdale and Yorkshire bank specifically, as they are turning a constant loss, and not making any cash.
 


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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:20 AM

Shit hey! well there you fooking go! I already know where our results are headed somewhat. Still always interesting to see the full presentation though.

 


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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:20 AM

@Morgan: Do they rock like this at your local?



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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:23 AM

I have been having some fun playing this at the moment :D I got in a little later than I wanted to due to PC issues and just general indecisiveness but I am still up over 40% :D

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:25 AM

@Morgan: Do they rock like this at your local?

http://youtu.be/qHwNee3WrC4

I posted that yesterday.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:25 AM

On the bank results tip, the only time to actually bother listening/reading is the day of release, within the first hour or so, after that, the sugar coating is so thick you have no idea what anything means. I swear. The guys that are press faces for the banks could come around your house the day after someone shot your Dad and duct taped your Mum to the fridge, and make you think it was all a positive team building move that positions your family for future capitalisation of adverse circumstances.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:25 AM

I have been having some fun playing this at the moment :D I got in a little later than I wanted to due to PC issues and just general indecisiveness but I am still up over 40% :D

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what is it josh if you dont mind me asking?

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:28 AM

I posted that yesterday.


I missed it! When I log in on my phone, unless I'm having a twenty minute crap, it just assumes I'm up to date and I miss pages.

Did you also address Morgan in your post? If not. Irrelevant.


what is it josh if you dont mind me asking?


ASX s/market geimu.

Maybe?

Should we do it again this year (yes, we'll make a thread)?

http://www.asx.com.a...arket-games.htm

Starts tomorreeee.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:28 AM

Nik - that bike riding brewery tour seems a bad idea.

i cant see alcohol and biking being a good mix

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:29 AM

It goes for so long though, I get so bored.

I remember last time we did it the entire market tanked and we were one quarter of negative growth away from a recession. So I just didn't spend any money. Haha. Although I kind of wish those JBH shares were real right naoooo.

Nik - that bike riding brewery tour seems a bad idea.

i cant see alcohol and biking being a good mix


It's just flat out gay. FLAT. OUT. GAY.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:30 AM

JESUS CHRIST IS MY ******! hahahahahahahahaa still cracks me up.

I will chalk up a win to Nik for addressing Morgan in his post.

 


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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:30 AM

id be willing to give it a crack for a laugh. id probably end up bankrupt though, but could be a big of fun

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:30 AM


I missed it! When I log in on my phone, unless I'm having a twenty minute crap, it just assumes I'm up to date and I miss pages.


At least your honest. :sarcastic:

Has anyone else started plating "The Simpsons" tapped out for android? its damn pretty addicting.

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 09:31 AM

Nah the above one isn't the ASX game, thankfully it is my actual portfolio so real monies rather than fake monies! :D It is a speccie so they don't feature in the ASX game.

 






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