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Who buy's newspapers any more anyway?
Sounds like he was up to something dodgy to me.
General Thread - Fapruary Edition '13
Started by Liberty, Feb 01 2013 01:58 AM
general thread fapruary february ash ash-lay fapping fapworthy gary* thats me
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:00 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:00 AM
His response:
"I'm really close to signing on for this, but, could you do me a favour?"
H "Yes sir, If I can I will!"
"Put it on"
H "Put what on?"
"....................................................................the penguin suit. I want to see you in the suit"
"I'm really close to signing on for this, but, could you do me a favour?"
H "Yes sir, If I can I will!"
"Put it on"
H "Put what on?"
"....................................................................the penguin suit. I want to see you in the suit"
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:03 AM
That seems to be a harsh judgement young Harry Hitler.
I would suggest there is a difference between not knowing your way around a town and being stupid.... it is easy to miss a shop in a place you have never been before, can't see it for looking.
Your kidding me right? He had to walk past the newsagency to get to my kiosk.
What you should have said was;
Have you considered a new Samsung Galaxy S3 Dingalingadingdong shmittigaboo? You will NEVER need to buy a newspaper EVER again, just take a look at the SMH app that can sit right on your home screen, I can set you up with a generous data plan that will allow you to stream live news from wherever you are.
[insert quick demonstration of news on phone]
I could do it all now if you like, in around the same time it would take you to read the sports section!
Honestly with the people around here and the lack of intelligent life it would be a silly idea to sell them something they have no idea on how to use. Because they will keep coming back with questions.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:03 AM
hahahahahaha the penguin suit!
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:03 AM
"....................................................................the penguin suit. I want to see you in the suit"
Dafuq
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:05 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:09 AM
Dafuq
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:11 AM
penguin costume will help you sell anything.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:11 AM
Thats fine. Because I wouldn't be wearing the costume to start with.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:14 AM
Seems legit.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:20 AM
Hahaha you and your hangup on costumes.... almost as bad as me on humid third world rice.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:20 AM
I'd buy a phone from a Penguin.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:26 AM
I'd buy a phone from a Penguin.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:27 AM
You would be mad not to buy an iphone from a Penguin.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:28 AM
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:29 AM
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:29 AM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahahaha
Poor Palpatine....
Maybe he just wanted to quit the church and have a root before he died.
Poor Palpatine....
Maybe he just wanted to quit the church and have a root before he died.
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:36 AM
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 10:48 AM
Unggg
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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:14 AM
I can't be bothered to take the pics and repost them, but this link is worth a look.. Porsche 
http://www.autoblog....excellent-pics/
http://www.autoblog....excellent-pics/
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