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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:27 PM
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:29 PM
Think of me while you're rubbing one out!
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:30 PM
You know I will 
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:31 PM
FORK I WANT THIS
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:36 PM
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:40 PM
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:43 PM
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Needs more cylinders...
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:45 PM
Doubt it. I want that Datto though...mind you, I have my eye on something cheap that I shouldn't buy, but probably will 
Night all.
Flick the bean.
Night all.
Flick the bean.
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 10:46 PM
Bean harder.
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:09 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:12 PM
Needs work!
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:15 PM
When a car like that has no RWC you know not to buy it.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:18 PM
You just know it got straight swapped for drugs.
How a show car racks up 300,000 K's is beyond me also.
How a show car racks up 300,000 K's is beyond me also.
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:20 PM
Is it Commonwhore green?
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:21 PM
Swapped or launded
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:22 PM
Laundered?
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:22 PM
I thought it was a commodore to start with.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:23 PM
Looks like the same green as those horrible SV6's
I know I posted this, but I don't want to it not be seen tomorrow. This shit is fuckin' funny.
I know I posted this, but I don't want to it not be seen tomorrow. This shit is fuckin' funny.
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:23 PM
Let's go with that oneLaundered?
I'm on my phone, how did it not pick up the error
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
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Posted 01 April 2013 - 11:25 PM
Also, Esse Deeves bird is a definite smash.
No idea.
I'm on my phone, how did it not pick up the error
No idea.
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