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Started by simon, Mar 31 2013 06:42 PM

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#1181 Harry88

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 08:59 PM

The car wouldn't have been great to start with but some mods just go way to far.

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#1182 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 08:59 PM

Kill it with fire.

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#1183 mark300

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:02 PM

such cars as this are offensive to good taste and car modifying, and the owners should be charged with crimes against humanity.

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#1184 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:02 PM

"Comes fully loaded with all the factory standard equipment" Hahhaaaaaha

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#1185 Harry88

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:03 PM

Subaru Forester XT Luxury SG9 MY06

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#1186 Morgan

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:03 PM

@Simon - awesome wedding mate. Our wives seem to have similar taste. Flowers in jars, twine, paper straws, etc etc.

@Zac - to make a CV boot change easy, get a huge breaker bar, circlip pliers, 32mm 1/2" socket and spare split pins. It's a pretty straight forward procedure

@Josh - why you post that human face sized spider??? Ah well... I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway

Here's an unrelated cute dog picture. Hazel and Billy-Jean - our cousin's Beagle.

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Also, here's a crappy instagay picture of my knee at the moment. Indoor soccer injury on Tuesday night. Can't really walk at the moment!

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New M.C.M video. I know the point is DIY mods but it kinda makes me sad!

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#1187 Adam

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:05 PM

Awesome.

Rach is going to a concert tomorrow night.

It's also the first night of our agility classes. Which I now have to do alone...and I have no interest in doing.

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#1188 peteRS

Needs more cylinders...

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:07 PM

Love you Collie Morgs

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#1189 Morgan

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:09 PM

emergency box swap

I've definitely lost count of how many times you've changed gearbags!

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#1190 Adam

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:11 PM

This will e the second time

BUT.

The first time I tried, took 3 attempts to get it right

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#1191 Zac

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:14 PM

Thanks Morg, but I have none of those tools or equipment...

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#1192 Cam.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:14 PM

I would put a brick on the accelerator while trying to select gears without using the clutch for 5 minutes, Followed by another 5 minutes of holding the key in the cranking position while the car is bashing the limiter, Then i would fill the engine with bubble bath while it's still bashing limiter, Rip the stickers off to make naughty words and then trade it in for cash money, Test drive it as a new customer and then write it off during the test drive.

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#1193 Zac

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:15 PM

I would put a brick on the accelerator while trying to select gears without using the clutch for 5 minutes, Followed by another 5 minutes of holding the key in the cranking position while the car is bashing the limiter, Then i would fill the engine with bubble bath while it's still bashing limiter, Rip the stickers off to make naughty words and then trade it in for cash money, Test drive it as a new customer and then write it off during the test drive.

Diabolical... just plain Dr Evil genius...

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#1194 Cam.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:18 PM

I would probably do some reverse to 1st skids, Some reverse nuts, Crash it into some stuff, Jump it...All kinds of stuff.

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#1195 Morgan

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:20 PM

Thanks Morg, but I have none of those tools or equipment...

This is why you need a trip to Bursons/Gasweld

The first time I tried, took 3 attempts to get it right

Lol this must be what I'm thinking!

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#1196 Adam

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:20 PM

This one has been on its way out for close to a year now

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#1197 Hypnotic

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 09:21 PM

hahahaha bubble bath!!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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