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Started by Samwise, Aug 01 2013 02:03 AM

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#9061 skillionaire

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:35 PM

This is for Josh, not really on topic enough for the party policies thread; just funny.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:36 PM

Thoroughly enjoyed Ironman, now i'm gonna have to watch the others

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:38 PM

Thoroughly enjoyed Ironman, now i'm gonna have to watch the others

Which one did you watch?

I started the Matrix trilogy after iron man 3. Halfway through the second now.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:39 PM

Which one did you watch?

I started the Matrix trilogy after iron man 3. Halfway through the second now.

First Matrix is good... second, not so... third is ok... nothing great..

I am really not a fan of Trinity... they should have had a hot chick, not her...

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:40 PM

Which one did you watch?

The first one, never had any interest, then I watched The Avengers last week while I was sick, and the Tony Stark character made the movie for me, so I decided to give it a shot.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:42 PM

and the Tony Stark character made the movie for me

Well you're both giant dick's, so I can see why it appealed.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:42 PM

I started the Matrix trilogy after iron man 3. Halfway through the second now.

First Matrix is good... second, not so... third is ok... nothing great..

Many years ago, I had only watched 1 and 3, then one day I finally watched the second one and was like OOOOH I GEDDIT NOW!!

Well you're both giant dick's, so I can see why it appealed.

Bahahahah that was my first thought too haahaha

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:44 PM

I'm in mt anal?

COOL STORY BRO!!???

I've been sick. I was REALLY shaky.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:45 PM

Many years ago, I had only watched 1 and 3, then one day I finally watched the second one and was like OOOOH I GEDDIT NOW!!

Bahahahah that was my first thought too haahaha

Haha yeah.... 3 would make less sense without watching 2... anyway, I liked 1 the best...

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:53 PM

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:54 PM

WOW WOW WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#9072 Adam

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:55 PM

How was the weather today!? It was so hot!

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:57 PM

I'm a bit more into the silver one (not great on years)

How was the weather today!? It was so hot!

Hasn't stopped raining since about 10pm last night.

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:57 PM

'66 I think?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 08:59 PM

Tonight is a good night.

MotoGp, Cricket, F1.

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#9076 Adam

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:00 PM

Been forking dry this winter!

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:01 PM

Tonight is a good night.

MotoGp, Cricket, F1.

Great day for motorsport for me, Nascar, V8 supercars (although I was out for most of it), MotoGP and F1, and yes hopefully the cricket isn't washed out

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#9078 Adam

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:27 PM

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#9079 Hypnotic

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Posted 25 August 2013 - 09:28 PM

Cute.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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