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#2181 Adam

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:10 PM

Found the nsw one. Thanks amsy!

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:11 PM

It is mostly common sense but I remember a few questions in the test that I probably wouldn't have known unless i'd done those online mock tests.

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:14 PM

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:14 PM

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:17 PM

Hahahahaaa


That's from an outtakes clip I think, Aubrey breaking character in the background.

That dude is one funny fucker though...

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:19 PM

He's awesome.  I did notice Aubrey cracking up for a bit there. He even smiles after saying poop.



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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:43 PM

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:45 PM

Hahahahahahaha awwwww.

 


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:03 PM

It is mostly common sense but I remember a few questions in the test that I probably wouldn't have known unless i'd done those online mock tests.

 

There's a mock online test?  Hmmmm might check out vic roads site to see if they have one


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:05 PM

There's a mock online test?  Hmmmm might check out vic roads site to see if they have one


Yep. See my link for the WA one, I can't imagine they would be too different.

80% of the questions you will get are the same as a car drivers license test with a few specific bike ones thrown in.

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:10 PM

Found the VIC one and this came up

 

The Motorcycle Test is not currently available as a computer test. All motorcycle knowledge tests are conducted as paper based tests. The questions asked on the paper based test are similar to those in the sample test below. 


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:11 PM

Paper based?

What is this, 1991?

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:14 PM

What is this, 1991?


This is Victoria you are talking about, they still think that the current ruling monarch is Queen Victoria.

 


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:15 PM

And WA is the backwards state....righto.

Myki and paper based tests, welcome to melbourne.

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:16 PM

Paper based?

What is this, 1991?

 

 

This is Victoria you are talking about, they still think that the current ruling monarch is Queen Victoria.

 

And there is only 4 sample questions, so far i'm yet to get 4 out of 4. More reading of the book me thinks


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:17 PM

More reading of the book me thinks


Did you borrow the books from the public library where you had to pay cash because they don't have eftpos?

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:19 PM

And WA is the backwards state....righto.

Myki and paper based tests, welcome to melbourne.

 

How bad is it!

 

At least in WA if you want to ride public transport, you don't have to buy a stupid Myki and then top it up before your first trip.


Did you borrow the books from the public library where you had to pay cash because they don't have eftpos?

 

Hahahaha no actually, its actually from the Vicroads website of all places, it was a FREE download!!! Mind BLOWN!!!


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:20 PM

Rider handbook downloaded and on tablet... if all goes well and I get through it in the next few days, will book for L's on Wednesday or Thursday... :)

 

Only 88 pages... pfft... light reading..


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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:21 PM

At least in WA if you want to ride public transport, you don't have to buy a stupid Myki and then top it up before your first trip.


Should we mention the NSW equivalent?

Or do we not have enough time to laugh about it now....?


@SACK; don't read the handbook just smash the mock tests.

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 02:22 PM

Hmmmm not something I can do at work or on the train... so maybe when I get home... still will browse through the handbook anyway... I'm not very smart you see...


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