I need to get my dick sucked already!!!!!

General Thread - January - 2014
#7321
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:22 PM
I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.
#7322
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:25 PM
Enjoyed Saving Mr Banks. My eyes leaked a few times.
Fun fact. My grandmother grew up in Maryborough.
Yeah it was a bit of a string tugger.
#7323
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:25 PM
Fun fact. My grandmother grew up in Maryborough.
That was hard to read, but what a whack job!
Jesus Ash, he's just sharing a story about his GM!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#7324
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:28 PM
I was all packed up and about to get out the door when she said "I wish you a long and painful death, you bastard!"
"So, what? You want me to stay now?" I replied.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#7325
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:32 PM
#7326
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:35 PM
Yeah it was a bit of a string tugger.
Nothing like a Wednesday tampon debacle
#7327
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:38 PM

#7328
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:38 PM
#7330
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:48 PM
I need to get my dick sucked already!!!!!
Yerp
Jesus Ash, he's just sharing a story about his GM!
I like stories
The Mrs and I had a huge bust up. She screamed at me to pack my bags and GTFO.
I was all packed up and about to get out the door when she said "I wish you a long and painful death, you bastard!"
"So, what? You want me to stay now?" I replied.
Hahahahaha
No cars ran under 10.00 seconds tonight
Fast and furious is a movie, can't always be a reality.
Clever
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#7331
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:51 PM
Vandalism is NOT graffiti
#7332
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:51 PM
No cars ran under 10.00 seconds tonight
So the mighty gen 2 didn't run then?
#7333
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:54 PM
I'm really tempted too though after seeing some of the cars that ran tonight
#7334
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:55 PM
Nope didn't run the gen 2, has so much power I'll blow the 5 speed.
You don't own a B4 so this comment is invalid.
I should just convert to single, right?As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"
Horsepower Factory
Revzone Auto Tuning Centre
#7335
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:57 PM
Nope didn't run the gen 2, has so much power I'll blow the 5 speed.
Yeah man. You might have blow the welds on the intake manifold.
#7336
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:58 PM
#7337
Posted 29 January 2014 - 10:59 PM
Yeah man. You might have blow the welds on the intake manifold.
Haha

You don't own a B4 so this comment is valid.
#7338
Posted 29 January 2014 - 11:00 PM
Now I want to watch The Fast and The Furious again. So many 1 liners.
#7339
Posted 29 January 2014 - 11:01 PM
Because of my freight train video?
#7340
Posted 29 January 2014 - 11:01 PM
Because of my freight train video?
Because of the danger to manifold quote.
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