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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM
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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:22 PM

I'll check it in the next few days


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:23 PM



Epic quote from the Mexican reporter...

"It's better here than in the US. In the US there are crazy people running around killing people for no reason. At least here, we have a reason."

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:24 PM

Hahaha that is classic


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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:25 PM

Hahahaha so forked up.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:26 PM

WOAH!

 

WEATHER JUST GOT CRAZY!


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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:27 PM

Thanks Nik, for the weather update.

 

Now for sports.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:32 PM

RXJezza lurks in here so hard. I think he doesn't have a keyboard.

I don't have much to say mate, I'm the same in person.


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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:33 PM

:)

 

All good  mate. Scarily I actually talk this much shit if not more in person. 


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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:37 PM

I would say a lot more in person.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:37 PM

Confirmed.

You ALMOST talk even more than Adam, that guy just won't shut up!

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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:45 PM

Haha

Thanks lads.


On my tombstone pretty sure it will say

 

"well, I guess he didn't leave anything unsaid"


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Posted 07 May 2014 - 11:55 PM

Which brings me to my next question.

 

Buried or burned?


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 12:02 AM

Burned.

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 12:04 AM

Organ donor? 


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 12:09 AM

I'm not, but not through principal, through lazyness. I just haven't ticked the box.


If I go by natural causes, i'm not sure my organs would be good for anything anyway.





<insert motorbike joke here>

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 12:11 AM

Yeah I don't think anyone would want my insides


Science maybe


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Posted 08 May 2014 - 12:15 AM

I should though, really.

I sit my practical assessment for my big-boy class motorbike next month, I reckon I might get the box ticked then. Seems fitting.

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 12:17 AM

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I should though, really.

I sit my practical assessment for my big-boy class motorbike next month, I reckon I might get the box ticked then. Seems fitting.

 

Ha, yeah I wasn't actually lining up a motorbike joke. 

 

Idiot Abroad is always funny

 

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 12:19 AM

Also, I put my leave in for later this year. Heading back to work on the Tues 23rd Sept, so MDSC is a go for us both if you're still doing that 19/20/21st weekend????

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 12:25 AM

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Also, I put my leave in for later this year. Heading back to work on the Tues 23rd Sept, so MDSC is a go for us both if you're still doing that 19/20/21st weekend????

 

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