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Started by Samwise, May 01 2014 02:41 AM

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#8181 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:45 AM

Than a bucket full of smashed crabs?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:47 AM

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:47 AM

Haha. How disappointing.

Your brand new $1.5mil Bugatti being beaten in a drag race by a $30k stock motorbike.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:48 AM

I have a knot in my beard.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:49 AM

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:49 AM

Than what?

Than it did before, with the dents.

Than a bucket full of smashed crabs?

Yes, it does look better than your face

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#8187 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:53 AM

Haha. How disappointing.

Your brand new $1.5mil Bugatti being beaten in a drag race by a $30k stock motorbike.

Hahahaha I love how arrogant they are, only to be creamed.

Yes, it does look better than your face

Not possible.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#8188 Zac

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:54 AM

Not possible.

Anything is possible, Ash, just have to believe, and I do

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:55 AM

Yes, last week. Fixed the major ones on the passenger side half from the previous owner. Worth it. Car looks way better

Awesome man, pics?

Haha yes AMS he names them.

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:56 AM

Anything is possible, Ash, just have to believe, and I do

I believe you're lying, and i'd be right.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:56 AM

Fuckin Clive Palmer, what a loser.

Craps on about how politicians don't need tax payer funder cars (which is true), and makes a point of rocking up in his own car,

A fuckin Rolls Royce

Fatcunt!

Hahah true! oh well, guess the dude is loaded or in debt to the limit.

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 10:58 AM

Awesome man, pics?

No pics yet man, and probably won't get a chance to get any because it is too dark by the time I get home, but you'll see it on the cruise. You may not be able to recognise the car, so look out for the plates. Lol!

I believe you're lying, and i'd be right.

That is an erroneous statement. You are never right.

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#8193 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:00 AM

I was right about my doctor not being a shit bloke.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:00 AM

That is awesome Zaccy!

Adam, see they are predicting a slight cooling for the weekend then warm weather most likely back again next week - not much chance of snow before 'opening weekend' ........ :S

#8195 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:01 AM

There looks to be no snow anywhere due to the odd warmer weather, they did a report on it a bit earlier on news24

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:02 AM

There looks to be no snow anywhere, they did a report on it a bit earlier on news24

Yeah I know. Tis forked...

Supposed to be 28 here in Sydney today - average this month is like 24.5. I want some snow damn it!

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:03 AM

I was right about my doctor not being a shit bloke.

Nope.

That is awesome Zaccy!

Ha, thanks mate. Yeah, like I said, been spending a bit on the car, so will have to save up for a little more, but thought the bodywork could do with some fixing up. Feels better now when pulling up to the lights and people look at the car, they don't see all that passenger side damage. Lol!

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:04 AM

What damage is left to fix?

#8199 Hypnotic

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:05 AM

How good is the feeling of a nice clean car, no dings, washed?

Such a good feeling.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 27 May 2014 - 11:05 AM

HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

+1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

HURRO sack, how goes the weather in your neck of the woods?

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