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A Massive thank you to Barry 'Bazza' Porter and Mike Hardie for meeting with me today over a Whitehorse coffee, restoring my faith in humanity and sharing with me their encouragement, understanding and compassion. That I am loved and others do care for me. Bless you both. Also I have learned that many more people were very worried and concerned for my well being. To all of you, a massive thank you, because of people like you, the world is a better place. :)

Honesty, is my motto, refection gives clarity on past actions and consequences. My problem is that I have Foot and Mouth Disease. Every time I open my mouth, I put my foot in it. OK, you can identify with that, you have been guilty of the same, occasionally. My problem is, every time I open my mouth, I manage to put my silly foot in it. So therefore I have become an insular hermit, to save people from my own stupid comments.

Is there a reason why I don't attend any Church? Yes......... Why? When Senior Pastors State that Jesus commanded that we love one another. BUT, He did not say we must LIKE one another. WHAT HYPOCRISY. How can you be caring, understanding, empathetic and Loving? IF you don't give a shit about the person you are supposed to be supporting? This statement must be a classic example of how NOT to be like Jesus. Unfortunately.. I have found this doctrine is entwined within our selfish society to...

Is there a reason why I don't attend any Church? Yes......... Why? When Senior Pastors State that Jesus commanded that we love one another. BUT, He did not say we must LIKE one another. WHAT HYPOCRISY. How can you be caring, understanding, empathetic and Loving? IF you don't give a shit about the person you are supposed to be supporting? This statement must be a classic example of how NOT to be like Jesus

I am 56 years old. All my life I have acted negatively. As a result people have judged me, accurately, as a loser, and I have no friends. Consequence of my own selfish actions. However trying to repair past relationships, no matter how dear, are futile, due to my past. Thank you Jesus that you are not so small minded. PS Pray you are never bitten by the BLACK DOG, his bite Never let's go and nobody (human) cares. Have been to hospital and treatment for my illness is now commencing. Thank you...

I am 56 years old. All my life I have acted negatively. As a result people have judged me, accurately, as a loser, and I have no friends. Consequence of my own selfish actions. However trying to repair past relationships, no matter how dear, are futile, due to my past. Thank you Jesus that you are not so small minded. PS Pray you are never bitten by the BLACK DOG, his bite Never let's go and nobody (human) cares. Suicide IS painless, because Life without friends SUCKS, yet I only have myself...

I am 56 years old. All my life I have acted negatively. As a result people have judged me, accurately, as a loser, and I have no friends. Consequence of my own selfish actions. However trying to repair past relationships, no matter how dear, are futile, due to my past. Thank you Jesus that you are not so small minded. PS Pray you are never bitten by the BLACK DOG, his bite Never let's go and nobody (human) cares. Suicide IS painless, because Life without friends SUCKS.

An elderly farmer in Ballarat had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a...

Yesterday scientists announced to the world the alarming results of a recent study that found the presence of female hormones in beer. This comes as a cruel blow to all men. It has been found that if you are male between the ages of 18 and 85 you may need to seek medical advice to assess your beer consumption. WARNING : "Drinking beer eventually turns men into women". THE TEST : 100 men were each asked to drink 6 pints of beer within a one hour period. THE RESULT : 100 % of the men : Gaine...

Feeling Very Blessed to live in such a wonderful country. I slipped on the floor and hit my head on the sink. I knew that I had fractured my eye socket. I went to Caringbah Medical Centre I was seen within 30 minutes Had a CT scan 30 minutes later Fracture confirmed as stable, no surgery required, go home and rest. And all for free.

Recently I went for a ride on a horse and the horse fell over and broke it's leg. So I had to shoot the poor animal. Now the horse has a broken leg and a gunshot wound. Not sure if I know how the gunshot is supposed to help the horse recover from the broken leg, but I was just trying to help.

In world War Two, the Brits came up with a assertive, positive reply to the terrorising bombing on London by the Germans. It was - Comedy. Telling Hitler that he only had one ball, gave the common man courage to face the terror and fear of the bombing. This "ART" of using comedy to combat terrorism has been lost. I intend to "fight" terrorism with comedy this way. What do you call a ISIS Terrorist with his hand up a donkey's arse? A Mechanic. What do you call a ISIS Terrorist with his han...

SCHOOL 1977 VERSUS 2014 Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school. 1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends. Nobody goes to jail; nobody is arrested; nobody is expelled. 2014 - Police called. School put into lockdown. Johnny and Mark are arrested and charged with assault. Both are expelled even though Johnny started it. Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1977 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a goo...

Forty bogans arrive at the Pearly Gates in their old Kingswood's and Falcons. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. "I've got 40 bogans here. Can I let them in?" God says "We are over the bogan quota for the month. Go out and choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let those 12 in." Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. "They've gone", he tells God. "What?" says God, "All 40 of them?" "No... the frigging gates!"

If you are considering taking your kids to the new Wet n Wild park in Sydney this summer, DON"T. It is a massive rip off. I took my 3 kids there for the day recently. Your bags are searched before you enter and if you have any food or even bottled water, you are not allowed in unless you put the food back in your car or put it in the bin. Forced to buy their food, for lunch I went to their "restaurant" where the cheapest meal was a cheeseburger, chips and salad = $10. I had fish and chips =$1...