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Forty bogans arrive at the Pearly Gates in their old Kingswood's and Falcons. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying. "I've got 40 bogans here. Can I let them in?" God says "We are over the bogan quota for the month. Go out and choose between them which are the 12 most worthy, and I will let those 12 in." Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. "They've gone", he tells God. "What?" says God, "All 40 of them?" "No... the frigging gates!"