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God decided to settle who was the best computer programmer, Jesus or the devil. So God told them that they had 10 hours to create the best programme they could. Just as the 10 hours was almost up, the power suddenly cut off and the computers shut down. Seconds later the power came back on. On Jesus's monitor the programme came back up, but the devil had lost his whole programme. The devil got really angry and complained to God. God just smiled and said, "That's the difference between you two...