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macca
Fred the farmer is sitting at the bar of the local pub getting drunk. His old mate Bruce walks in and spots Fred drinking like there's no tomorrow and says,
"Hey, what are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"
Fred: Some things you just can't explain.
Bruce: So what happened that's so horrible?
Fred: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.
Bruce: Ok, but that's not so ba...
