APRIL GT - YOU'RE ALL FOOLS

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#301 Liberty

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 07:26 PM

I couldn't agree with you more.

How was your Easter? Get up to much?

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#302 Hypnotic

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 07:28 PM

It was quiet. I enjoyed having everyone away.

I don't care for easter, or most other celebratory days.

I see no need in it.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#303 Samwise

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 07:34 PM

I had maccas for first dinner.

What what is being cooked for second dinner.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#304 Liberty

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 07:39 PM

It was quiet. I enjoyed having everyone away.

I don't care for easter, or most other celebratory days.

I see no need in it.

Fair enough. We smashed out wog food last night. It was insane. I've still got a food baby going... We didn't really hit hard with the whole Easter bunny and chocolate crap this year though. Jess and I just got my sister a chocolate bunny and that's about it.

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#305 Hypnotic

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 07:57 PM

I decided to pour another beer while I decide what to eat. Hopefully I pass out before I make a decision.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#306 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 07:58 PM

Why the fork would I go to maccas to eat the healthy choice menu? That sounds like the most retarded thing anyone could do.

Well, actually falling over while walking is pretty retarded.

Would be like going to a brothel for a hug.

Also walking is continuously controlled falling, look it up.

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#307 Liberty

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 07:58 PM

Anyone have a few thousand dollars spare?

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Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#308 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 07:59 PM

Anyone have a few thousand dollars spare?

Why?

You selling kidneys?

How many?

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#309 Hypnotic

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:00 PM

Anyone have a few thousand dollars spare?

Yes, but not for you

Also walking is continuously controlled falling, look it up.

I don't feel like learning anything tonight.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#310 Liberty

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:02 PM

Nah, just want to get a few things done and don't want to wait to be able to do them...

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#311 Liberty

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 08:48 PM

Gosh I seem to have collected a lot of shit over the years... I'm going through emails, folders, files, etc, and doing some much needed computer Spring cleaning. I'm freeing up so much space it's not funny.

Stop laughing.

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#312 Beckers

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:08 PM

Gosh I seem to have collected a lot of shit over the years... I'm going through emails, folders, files, etc, and doing some much needed computer Spring cleaning. I'm freeing up so much space it's not funny.

Stop laughing.

All the porn !!

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#313 Hypnotic

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:13 PM

Stop laughing.

Wasn't even funny enough to start laughing.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#314 Adam

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Posted 06 April 2015 - 09:18 PM

Why the fork would I go to maccas to eat the healthy choice menu? That sounds like the most retarded thing anyone could do.

Well, actually falling over while walking is pretty retarded.

Hahahahah

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