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#141 ams

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:40 AM

Head octopus tentacle inserter.


No cos then he'd need to be in the porn movie itself - or at least his hand.

If he's just the tentacle cutter I guess he'd need to find one that fit and he'd need to lick the slime off it (vag and tentacle).


Sounds like a good job Ash.

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:40 AM

Future sorted.

 

You are a kind man AMS - setting Ash up for life like that!


 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:48 AM

Ash should get a pay day loan, go to Japan, buy a shit load of rare JDM parts bring them back = profit.

 

Or smuggle Pokemons out of the country.



 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 10:53 AM

Both of those things would be very profitable.

 

I went to the pay train or whatever it is called and they have approved me enough money to buy a house! winning.


It is death by firing squad though for trying to smuggle national treasures out of Japan isn't it? or is that Indonesia and heroin?

 

Indo must really love its herion if it is willing to kill to get it back.


 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 11:04 AM

We got preapproved (through a real Bank) to buy an investment property, but need to wait till after wedding to buy.

 

ASIC is smashing one of those pay day loan companies at the moment, can't remember which one, apparently they were knowingly lending to gamblers.



 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 11:24 AM

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 11:26 AM

Yeah I may have misread, it may have in fact been Gamb Lords, the rulers of the Mole people. 

 

I can see why ASIC would be concerned.



 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 12:43 PM

apparently they were knowingly lending to gamblers.

Well that is kind of them, no one else seems to! damn discriminatory really!


 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 01:03 PM

I used to lend to a mate who was a gambler and then he reformed himself, I saw him the other day, couldn't believe he didn't gamble anymore but he bet me $50 it was true.


 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 01:30 PM

But the real question is, did you win the bet? :P


 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 01:50 PM

couldn't believe he didn't gamble anymore but he bet me $50 it was true.


You should have accepted the bet and made $50 off him gambling he didn't gamble any more.


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 01:54 PM

It would be nice to see that go in to production, however it sounds like it won't be for a long time.


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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#153 ams

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 01:56 PM

Mistake 1: They released the concept on April 1. Although this is a confirmed concept car, not a 'chop.
Mistake 2: Persisting with the likelyhood of NON turbo sti brz.
Mistake 3: Elephants?

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 02:01 PM

I would take an elephant over that - way cooler!


 


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 02:11 PM

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As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 02:20 PM

hey the elephant song is on the radio


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Posted 02 April 2015 - 02:21 PM

Wow. Super relevant Simpsons quote thanks Ash.

Japan job suggestion: Round-eye english translator

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 02:23 PM

Japan job suggestion: Round-eye english translator

 

I already do that here


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 02 April 2015 - 02:25 PM

Hahaha I can imagine that.


Dude in japan: "hshskrkorrbd"
Ash: "speak English cubt"

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Posted 02 April 2015 - 02:39 PM

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