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#661 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 12:54 PM

I'm never getting divorced. Not that marriage is awesome but I'd stay on for spite.....



 

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 01:10 PM

Really considering adoption hey, don't think I could last through a pregnancy.

 

Pray she doesn't get brainwashed by The Cult of the Natural Birth. 

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 01:17 PM

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 01:20 PM

Second time round she was all 'bout them drugs. Drugs - don't poop a watermelon without it.

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 01:21 PM

Ah hahaha fork that.

 

What I don't get is the insistence that the husband be in the delivery room, like she won't pee in the shower in front of me, but it's totally cool for me to watch Gollum crawl out of her hoo-ha?



 

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 01:22 PM

Yeah that's natural though

Or something?

I dunno. Womenz

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 01:26 PM

Bitches be crazy.



 

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 02:41 PM

Yeah seriously. 

 

"Don't take a shower, I'm on the toilet, but please feel free to stare at this devil ripping me in half exiting my body after 3/4 of a years incubation"


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 03:02 PM

So many downsides to it. Adoption is the answer, get me one of those bad-ass child soldiers.



 

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Posted 22 February 2016 - 03:45 PM

Hope you are in a good place soon brother.

 

Cheers mate.

 

I'm OK with it. Really can't be arsed fighting.


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Posted 22 February 2016 - 08:23 PM

What's a more popular tyre size? I bought 225/40 R18. No idea whether they're more common or not.


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Posted 22 February 2016 - 10:18 PM

 

Cheers mate.

 

I'm OK with it. Really can't be arsed fighting.

Sucks to hear Jase :(


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Posted 23 February 2016 - 03:45 AM

Hahahahaahaa apparently Hitler had a micro penis and an undescended nut.  

 

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 07:09 AM

Mustn't be enough terrorism this week.


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 07:21 AM

Daily Telegraph just drive around Bankstown looking for Terrorist Dole Bludgers who are bad neighbours.



 

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 08:36 AM

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 12:38 PM

All natural birth over here... Well, for wifey. Didn't even think about drugs. Completely forgot about them!

Don't know if you'll change when it's actually happening to you Nick, but being there when the baby is born is a must. Such a surreal experience.

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 12:41 PM

 but being there when the baby is born is a must. Such a surreal experience.

Especially if it comes out a different colour/race.


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Posted 23 February 2016 - 12:55 PM

Hahahaha

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Posted 23 February 2016 - 01:08 PM

Haha fkn Ash. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 
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