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#381 Shaz

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:57 AM

Fork, only chewsday


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 08:04 AM

6 day weekend starting in 6hrs.

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 08:26 AM

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 09:19 AM

Well I guess now that i'm awake, I may as well get a coffee


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Posted 19 April 2016 - 09:28 AM

6 day weekend starting in 6hrs.

 

Fuckwit lol


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 09:37 AM

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#387 Shaz

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 09:38 AM

Cost benefit ratios and SWOT analysis can go suck a supertanker of dicks. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 09:51 AM

 
Fuckwit lol

It won't be as good as it sounds. My twins go into hospital tomorrow to get their tonsils out.

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 09:56 AM

Cost benefit ratios and SWOT analysis can go suck a supertanker of dicks. 

 

My f*ckwit manager used those for a while, probably just after he learned it in managers school.

 

Irony is, he is both a threat and a weakness.


It won't be as good as it sounds. My twins go into hospital tomorrow to get their tonsils out.

 

Bugger.

I suppose long term they are better off.


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Posted 19 April 2016 - 09:58 AM

Yeah the Mrs had hers out about 3-4yrs ago (constant tonsillitis) and when we got the boys looked at the had massive tonsils so we thought we had better act on it quickly, and supposedly kids recover heaps better than adults. So hopefully it won't be to bad

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 11:20 AM

Blue tonsils

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 12:11 PM

Yeah, I can see them being useful, but I think its one of things that the majority of people doing them, are only doing them because they have been asked to, and don't really see the importance of doing them, nor how to do them properly. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 03:23 PM

What?

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 03:24 PM

What?

 

 

Yeah, I can see them being useful, but I think its one of things that the majority of people doing them, are only doing them because they have been asked to, and don't really see the importance of doing them, nor how to do them properly. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:07 PM

Properly smoperly pfft

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 07:47 PM

Fffft

 

 

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 08:09 PM

I want one.

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 08:50 PM

Evening gentlemen.


Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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Posted 19 April 2016 - 10:59 PM

Helllo

 

 

 

Looks like Im being sent to Pt Augusta, for one day only.

 

 

 

 

 

Is it pronounced 'Port Augusta' or is it 'Prt Agutta'?

 

I don't wish to offend the local community whilst there.


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Posted 20 April 2016 - 12:19 AM

fork yeah, Black Sabbath, forking wicked show!


As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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