This topic is lockedcan someone please bring spoons tomorrow. ive run out.
MAY the GT be with you
Started by Sven Smergberd, May 02 2016 08:58 AM
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:06 AM
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:11 AM
Because you're beering already hey Joshy.
hahaha nah, just not beering tonight.
can someone please bring spoons tomorrow. ive run out.
There are not enough spoons in the universe to hand out to all the wasted space oxygen thieving abortion dodgers that plague parts of the face book page.
My god.
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:28 AM
Conversations from early this morning at work.....
Cubt #1- "There's a dead possum near the reception doors".
Kong- " OK, pop over to the gatehouse and I'll give you a garbage bag and some gloves".
Cubt #1- "Are you kidding me? I'm not touching a dead animal, you should clean it up!"
Kong- "I bet you try to delegate all your shit jobs"
Cubt #2- "Dead pos pos etc".
Kong- " You need to jump on the intranet and lodge a work order with the fauna dept"
Cubt #2 "OK, thanks".
Cubt #3- " Dead possum...."
Kong- "Great! He finally ate the poison".
Cubt #4- " Dead possum, reception... Looks like he's been hit by a car".
Kong- "I'll call the police immediately!"
Cubt #1- "There's a dead possum near the reception doors".
Kong- " OK, pop over to the gatehouse and I'll give you a garbage bag and some gloves".
Cubt #1- "Are you kidding me? I'm not touching a dead animal, you should clean it up!"
Kong- "I bet you try to delegate all your shit jobs"
Cubt #2- "Dead pos pos etc".
Kong- " You need to jump on the intranet and lodge a work order with the fauna dept"
Cubt #2 "OK, thanks".
Cubt #3- " Dead possum...."
Kong- "Great! He finally ate the poison".
Cubt #4- " Dead possum, reception... Looks like he's been hit by a car".
Kong- "I'll call the police immediately!"
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:33 AM
Lol that's awesome
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:34 AM
Haha
HVC overtaking
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:39 AM
And guess who ended up getting rid of it.....?
You'll never guess, sooooooo...
Anthony Albanese's AFP driver/body guard, forking lol.
That's why they're on the big bucks.
You'll never guess, sooooooo...
Anthony Albanese's AFP driver/body guard, forking lol.
That's why they're on the big bucks.
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:41 AM
Anthony's cronies were at the train station this morning handing out vote for Anthony propaganda.
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:47 AM
I don't know who that is
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:50 AM
He is the younger brother of Bruce Willis.
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 09:52 AM
Yeah he did that too.
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 10:00 AM
Versatile fella, good looking too.
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 10:02 AM
bit of a fuckwit though
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 10:16 AM
bit of a fuckwit though
And here comes the Abbott fan club.
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 10:21 AM
And here comes the Abbott fan club.
Mate, he is the the captain of the fuckwit train. fork that guy
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 10:24 AM
Ready to vote me in as soviet leader yet Shaz?
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 10:25 AM
Yes, comrade
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 27 May 2016 - 10:27 AM
There are no other viable options this election so you may as well.
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