MAY the GT be with you

Started by Sven Smergberd, May 02 2016 08:58 AM

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#161 Shaz

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 02:46 PM

Dark Souls can EAD

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#162 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 02:50 PM

Words and things.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#163 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 02:59 PM

Lols so back in a Subaru Sam? Well at least you tried the competition.

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#164 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 03:03 PM

"Tried" is probably not the correct word.

"Couldn't handle" would seem more appropriate.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#165 Samwise

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 03:09 PM

Handle it.

Foz GT is just a runabout dunno what i'm doing but bought it because i could

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#166 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 03:47 PM

And it will probably be gone within the month :sarcastic:

You're hopeless.

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#167 Samwise

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 04:16 PM

And it will probably be gone within the month

You're hopeless.

Just don't call me Shirley.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#168 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 04:31 PM

He didn't, and has no intention of

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#169 B4TT

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 04:44 PM

Can't take Sam anywhere.

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#170 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 04:55 PM

Stop eating the napkins Sam.

Downgrading in size soon, selling Foz for a Corolla. Going to be gay, economical, but gay.

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#171 Liberty

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 05:49 PM

Just a few more members to join in on the party and we'll have a fully functioning GT.

Wanting to buy/looking for: single genuine STi rim, genuine STi front lip, Corazon or Zero/Sports grille and another OEM grille

Can you hook a brother up? Please contact me now. I have cash ready.

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#172 Robert

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 06:16 PM

Subyclub always picks up around hvc time

Tumble Weed every other time

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#173 Hypnotic

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 06:21 PM

Hvc picks up around hvc time

Hvc hvc hvc hvc hvc

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

Horsepower Factory

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#174 Samwise

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 07:33 PM

Stop eating the napkins Sam.

Downgrading in size soon, selling Foz for a Corolla. Going to be gay, economical, but gay.

No, you need a Hummer for that.

I like to think of it as borrowing someone's car and driving it better than them.

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#175 RX25SE

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 07:35 PM

Hi

Busy day was busy.

What's this, 4+ pages of GT to catch up on??

Cubts.

Jase, DBA T2 rears ........

I'll be spraying the centres in satin black too.

I've done mine in gloss thinking they will be easier to clean, plus they will most likely dull to near satin.

I completely missed that one didn't I...

Yep, you did.

1. Reflect on a situation where you have had a positive impact in the workplace. Please include in the reflective writing the skills, decisions and or behaviors you demonstrated that contributed to this positive change and what the impact was for the team, clients and the organization. (400 words)

GO FORK YOURSELF + 397 WORDS

Funniest thing I've heard today.

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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#176 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 07:44 PM

Really?

I've been on fire. You so need a fake Facebook account mate.

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#177 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 07:47 PM

I see you down there Andy Pandy.
What's happening with your piss weak build thread updates.
Huh?

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#178 RX25SE

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Posted 03 May 2016 - 07:57 PM

I've been offered $250 for the RB braques.

Bit light methinks.

Hows this... Mum has a busted mains water under the front tap so she called a plumber.

Plumber rocks up, diagnoses that the leak is somewhere under the front tap (after Mum exposed all the access point for the irrigation) but tells her he's not interested in digging up the pipe but if she does it, he will come back and repair the pipe. Mum is 75 and Dad is 90.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FORK????

That's like a mechanic asking a customer to degrease their engine as he doesn't want to get his hands dirty.

Massive cubt.