MAY the GT be with you

Started by Sven Smergberd, May 02 2016 08:58 AM

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#1961 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:26 PM

Perhaps get your shirt off and ride a horse to inspire the minions.
And... Rain.

Damn it, I wanted to..... Nope all good.

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#1962 B4TT

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:27 PM

Hey everyone Josh wants a nuclear arse, what a phagggot.

Yep

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#1963 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:28 PM

First beer since HVC.

That's nearly a whole half week without.

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#1964 B4TT

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:31 PM

I think I need beer. Someone should donate beer to me for charity.

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#1965 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:36 PM

Hell yeah. You deserve it, for no particular reason. They should feed it to you too... And give you money.

Is this not the age of entitlement?

Why hasn't this happened already? It bullshit!

forking gubment.

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#1966 B4TT

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:40 PM

Hell yeah. You deserve it, for no particular reason. They should feed it to you too... And give you money.

Is this not the age of entitlement?

Why hasn't this happened already? It bullshit!

forking gubment.

All of this.

You are wiser than most people realise.

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#1967 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:43 PM

I'm going to ask for help to fix my pooder later.

The bastard did an update and now won't let me log on under my user profile.

Seeing half of the ***** here are forking nerds, I'm pretty confident I'll be able to get it sorted.

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#1968 B4TT

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:48 PM

After all that updating it probably needs a beer, tilt the case back and open the CD/DVD drive if it has one, pour beer into there (it will act as a mouth).

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#1969 Zac

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:59 PM

Ha

Ha

Ha!

Why does it need a scoop also?

I'd love one of them Mazda sky football's.

Everything is better with a scoop.

After all that updating it probably needs a beer, tilt the case back and open the CD/DVD drive if it has one, pour beer into there (it will act as a mouth).

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant

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#1970 Guest_KONG_*

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 03:00 PM

Thought of that already but it is a great suggestion.

The only problem is, I never learnt to share so the best idea I can come up with is to drink all my beer then piss in the HDMI port.

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#1971 B4TT

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 03:01 PM

The only problem is, I never learnt to share so the best idea I can come up with is to drink all my beer then piss in the HDMI port.

Adam tells me that the chicks in the porn he watches love to drink piss, so I don't see why your computer would be any different!

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#1972 Sven Smergberd

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 03:15 PM

Adam tells me that the chicks in the porn he watches love to drink piss, so I don't see why your computer would be any different!

Haha

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#1973 Shaz

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 03:22 PM

Have you tried hitting it with a hammer thats on fire?

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.