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#3021 fatcat67

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 09:23 AM

Pick the missing word.



I gave up ****** this mornin'
I never thought that I could,
I'm feeling better already,
Next time it might be for good.

When I first ****** I thought i was so clever
And all of my mates, they were mugs
Thought I was the first,
Bloke here on Earth, who'd ever played with his slack
It was my own little secret,
And I never told anyone
And the feelin' I got, the first time I shot
Was like chooks flying outta my bum

I'm givin up ****** tomorrow,
I never thought that I could
Then I won't get these bad head aches,
Then I'll be off it for good

I've ****** in some unlawfully places,
The shower, the beach and the pool, the dunny, the tram and the pictures,
And biology classes at school.
And once my grandmother caught me,
****** meself in me room,
But to her suprise, I just shut my eyes and imagined her standin there nude.

I'm givin up ****** on tuesday
I never thought that I could
Then I won't squint like I do now,
Then I'll be off it for good.

My dad says it's gonna take will-power
There really is no easy trick,
I honestly thought I'd need surgery
To help get me hand off me d**k
Me dad's been a great inspiration,
He's really been a great help,
He knows what I go through,
And just what to do,
Cause he gave it up yest-ee himself,

I'm givin up ****** next Frid-ee
I never thought that I could
And I'll throw away my thick glasses,
And then I'll be off it for good

So if you say you don't ****,
Your a lier,
And a fool if you say that you do,
So next time you see,
Prince Charles on TV
Remember he ****** himself too,

So I'm givin up ****** come Christmas,
I never thought that I could
And I'll sell me dog and me white pain,
And i'll throw away me dark glasses
And then I'll be off it for good.

I think **** and any of its adjectives. :D
As Tony Montana would say:
In this country, you gotta make the money first.
Then when you get the money, you get the power.
Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

#3022 B4TT

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 09:28 AM

KBW FTW!

 


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Posted 09 April 2009 - 09:49 AM

Rejected Micheal Bay "Transformers 2" script.

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:30 AM

EZ30r 8.1:1 low comp pistons for a turbo application: $1450 a set from Fabre

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:43 AM

DONT GAY UP THIS THREAD WITH TECH TALK!! AAHHHHHH!!!!! LOL post that stuff somewhere else!

 


#3026 Dylan

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:52 AM

i lol'd. whats going on everyone - god another 974 posts before the 4,000 mark - I'd better get it!!!

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:04 PM

i lol'd.

whats going on everyone - god another 974 posts before the 4,000 mark - I'd better get it!!!



farken dylan i just wasted another 1/2 an hour of quality work time staring at AVA CAT EYES!

shh don't let me boss know :rolleyes:


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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:17 PM

Everyone cool it ffs....

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


#3029 B4TT

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:27 PM

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:32 PM

farken dylan i just wasted another 1/2 an hour of quality work time staring at AVA CAT EYES!

shh don't let me boss know :rolleyes:

Is she related to Dancing Chick McBrokenfoot?

I would have gone to the kitchen, collected a brown bag, dropped my dacks, pinched off a loaf in said bag, done up dacks, stickytaped bag, placed bag in envelope, and mailed it right to your face for being such a tool.


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#3031 Dylan

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 12:51 PM

Is she related to Dancing Chick McBrokenfoot?


Nah my avatar son!

#3032 Alex

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 02:55 PM

should we ban tristan for his socially awkward ways? i mean, all he ever does is talk about AVLS, his car, and World of Warcraft. I think he's got Asperger's or something.

#3033 Dylan

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 03:44 PM

i lol'd.

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 03:58 PM

i mean, all he ever does is talk about his car


on a car forum... oh my god...

how dare I??

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#3035 Dylan

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 04:09 PM

I think (hope) he was taking the piss :) Whats going on everyone? LONG WEEKEND,, woohoo!

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 04:15 PM

Tristan's allrite; he unintentionally provides great entertainment on SC and in real life, like when he misses the exit at Hooters :P We really gotta start getting that stuff on camera.....would make a great piccard :) Yup long w/e is pretty much here. Meh, I dunno. I'm working every night from tomorrow so I'm not going out it seems. Gotta raise money to pay for my gifts to my car somehow!

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#3037 Dylan

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 04:20 PM

Oath Shiv mate. Glad I've got this off. I've got a 3 day week next week, then another 4 day weekend (off to Darwin) - woohoo.

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 04:21 PM

Ruddbux? Long w/e = water skiing with a work mate... he and his missus own a caravan up the hawksbury that, and avoiding going home so i don't have to clean the garrage with my dad (although if i'm not there when he does it i think i'm likely to lose car parts laying around

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 04:25 PM

Take photos before you go away! Or.. haha leave notes on everything of yours Tris LOL

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 04:26 PM

Whatcha going to Darwin for, Dyl? Missing that Sri Lankan humidity?! :P Haha, funny Tristan because my dads been trying to get me to help him clean out our garage sheds too! Thing is....its 25yrs+ of junk!

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