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#1221 ams

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 02:27 PM

Girls - ever wondered the best way to masturbate with a broom and a washing machine? Turns out its best to microwave a carrot and use that.

http://answers.yahoo...08184539AAfBpm8

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#1222 Richo

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 02:33 PM

"can't wait for "Myth Busters" to look into that one..."

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Posted 04 December 2008 - 02:48 PM

mmm yeah...

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 08:43 AM

lol wtfff oo nice pic odeo
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#1225 ams

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 11:49 AM

Has anyone ever pissed on one of these things? Man they get fkn angry eh!

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 11:51 AM

Why would you pee on one ?

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 11:52 AM

It was in bathroom this morning so i pissed on it. That and he was askin for it...

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 11:55 AM

in the bowl, in the basin, in the shoer, on the floor ? Does your mrs know you pee'd on the floor

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 11:56 AM

Yeah i picked it up i didnt just do it on the floor. i didnt eat much dinner last night so i had nuthin else for him.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 12:02 PM

You are a freak.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 12:22 PM

Golden shower!

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 12:22 PM

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#1233 ams

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 12:23 PM

He loved it after a while, his little pincher arm things were wagging like a happy puppy.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 04:29 PM

He loved it after a while, his little pincher arm things were wagging like a happy puppy.


Hahahahahaha. Classic. :lol:

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 05:06 PM

What, until he got some in his eye?
As Tony Montana would say:
In this country, you gotta make the money first.
Then when you get the money, you get the power.
Then when you get the power, then you get the women.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 07:32 PM

You people... are f*cked in the head.
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 08:05 PM

You people... are f*cked in the head.

Says the commonwhore driver.

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Posted 05 December 2008 - 08:06 PM

When you talking to 'yoda? :P
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Posted 05 December 2008 - 08:08 PM

When you talking to 'yoda? :P

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Posted 06 December 2008 - 01:01 AM

1-pack ftmfw

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