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Started by Sven Smergberd, Jul 01 2016 07:10 AM

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#821 Zac

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 08:30 AM

Shutup Garrrrrrrry.

 

I'll bank your holiday!


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Posted 25 July 2016 - 08:52 AM

Yay

#823 Shaz

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 08:53 AM

Is it a Bank Holiday?

 

FML not working at Bank anymore.

 

Fork gym was cold at 530 this morn


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

#824 Zac

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 08:55 AM

Bank holiday next week, on Garrrrry's birthday.

 

Pffft... bank..


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Posted 25 July 2016 - 10:27 AM

Sounds like a crock of dicks holiday to me.

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 10:40 AM

Im gunna smash a B&E roll today


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 10:43 AM

No.

The paper said bacon makes cubts angry.
People will think you are on the juice.

#828 Shaz

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 10:46 AM

JUICE, ORANGE


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:00 AM

ORAGE!!!!

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:07 AM

Gaz, one of your mates at Bankwest is being a fuckin massive top-tier flog. 

 

She has NFI what she is talking about. 


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:09 AM

Gaz, one of your mates at Bankwest is being a fuckin massive top-tier flog. 
 
She has NFI what she is talking about. 


Sounds like Gazbank.


 

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:10 AM

She's asked me like 3 times to redo this form now, and I have, and all 3 times she has told me the wrong shit.

 

Pretty annoying


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:10 AM

Tell her she needs a cock

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:11 AM

Wow, a bank employee aggravating a customer, never in my life.

Should tell her this is why cubts rob banks.


 

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:11 AM


Call her mate.


Ask her if there's a male you can speak to.

Tell her if you were dealing with a man you wouldn't have had any issues.

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:12 AM

Haha, 'Can you put your man on?'

See that Tiger attack in China, was forking Jurrasic Park yo!


 

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 11:12 AM

Hahahahaha

 

Scuse me maam, but have you tried a cock for 2 to fix your problem?


 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 01:43 PM

Tell her she needs a cock

That should fix her right up

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 02:14 PM

Don't ya just hate it when your right hand gets cold when your left hand is wrist deep?


Yup

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Posted 25 July 2016 - 02:28 PM

Hahaha I just remembered the counter lady that gave Bumpty grief at Cradle mountain on our Tassie trip.

Bump was wearing a pink cap that had "Sexing" written across the front of it, company logo perhaps?

She thought he was a dirty little pervert & B had to explain about insemination & his cow farm.

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