General Thread - The GT strikes back.

Started by Shaz, Jun 14 2011 07:27 PM

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#7861 Morgan

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:36 PM

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#7862 B4TT

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:38 PM

I can see why she didn't want to sleep in it.. looks like a small prison cell!

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#7863 Shaz

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:41 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:47 PM

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Can't find any photos.

I can see why she didn't want to sleep in it.. looks like a small prison cell!

She loves her cage thing. Normally.

If we closed the door, then it would be a prison.

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#7865 B4TT

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:48 PM

LOL... is this so you can feel like you are keeping someone captive?

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#7866 Morgan

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:49 PM

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GoPro footage required of your current living arrangements.

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#7867 Shaz

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:51 PM

Yeah.

We're actually looking for another place now. I think she's getting over sleeping on the couch.

Her and My missus were annoying the ******* bejesus out of me last night. So i SMS'd my mate, and got him to use his SMS bomber app to flood their phones with 500 sms's.

They've declared prank wars.

Wait till i replace their tampons with party poppers, then we'll see whos laughing.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 02:59 PM

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#7869 RX25SE

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:03 PM

reposted coz its a Hemi

(the real one, not the plastic one)

If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

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#7870 B4TT

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:04 PM

Yeah.

We're actually looking for another place now. I think she's getting over sleeping on the couch.

Her and My missus were annoying the ******* bejesus out of me last night. So i SMS'd my mate, and got him to use his SMS bomber app to flood their phones with 500 sms's.

They've declared prank wars.

Wait till i replace their tampons with party poppers, then we'll see whos laughing.

Should have asked them to wrestle naked.

Why make her sleep on the couch, be a gentleman and let her sleep between you two.

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#7871 Hypnotic

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:05 PM

Should have asked them to wrestle naked.

Why make her sleep on the couch, be a gentleman and let her sleep between you two.

THIS!!

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#7872 B4TT

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:10 PM

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#7873 Shaz

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:20 PM

Ahahahahahaha.

Josh - Suggested it, don't think it was taken seriously. Might have to get more grog into them before suggesting again.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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#7874 B4TT

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:23 PM

Yeah man, pump them full of it, liquid panty remover.. need to convince them that it is not just a good idea but a GREAT idea!

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#7875 Shaz

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:23 PM

It IS a great idea.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:30 PM

This random chick just added me on FB. Check out the profile pic:

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CHECK OUT THAT MAD BOOBAGE!

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#7877 Shaz

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Posted 25 July 2011 - 03:31 PM

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I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.