General Thread - The GT strikes back.

Started by Shaz, Jun 14 2011 07:27 PM

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#1201 Shiv

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:40 PM

No.

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:40 PM

Good stuff Morgs with the SP20.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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#1203 Morgan

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:44 PM

Good stuff Morgs, be sure to bring it down to Hooters and do some SKIDZ!!

Here are a few lines you can use in your advert:

"Owned by mature couple"
"Only used occasionally by my wife to go down to the shops"
"Mostly freeway kms...and I always stick to the speed limit on the F3"

Hahaha it seriously is mostly freeway kms and I do stick to the limit on a day to day basis. There is the occasional cruise I go on to clear out the cobwebs though

No.

THIS ^^^

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#1204 TSG

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:47 PM

What would you replace it with? Impreza?

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#1205 ams

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:48 PM

Buy Nik's Outback.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#1206 Morgan

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:49 PM

Been thinking a Foz XT.

Can still go off road, turbo, enough room for drums, insurance isn't over the top for a 21 year old, etc.

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:53 PM

Hahaha it seriously is mostly freeway kms and I do stick to the limit on a day to day basis. There is the occasional cruise I go on to clear out the cobwebs though

"clearing out the cobwebs" my arse!

Josh and I were absolutely cacking ourselves to tears we were laughing so hard :sarcastic:

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:54 PM

Josh and I were absolutely cacking ourselves to tears we were laughing so hard

...explain for those of us not there?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 10:54 PM

Makes sense I guess, the Forester seems to be really popular... I am more of a Sedan person... I WILL get that Gen4 GT I want. When I'm rich, probably late next year when the depreciation catches up to my spending's account lol.

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 11:02 PM

...explain for those of us not there?

Oh mate, it was brilliant!

There I am in the fast lane of the freeway opening the taps a bit....

....and out of NOWHERE comes Morgy Outback in the slow lane! I'm thinking "Ok, so he wants a run......" and I give it some MORE throttle.

He then catches up AGAIN (at which point we are rapidly emptying our fuel tanks) and soon after, we glance over to our left to look at him and there he is with a camera in one hand, a big goofy smile on his face (no offence mate

) and a friendly wave of the hand. Gold moment that! Had to be there...

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#1211 Morgan

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 11:06 PM

Makes sense I guess, the Forester seems to be really popular... I am more of a Sedan person... I WILL get that Gen4 GT I want. When I'm rich, probably late next year when the depreciation catches up to my spending's account lol.

I always was a sedan man. Then I bought a wagon.

*Hi five!

There I am in the fast lane of the freeway opening the taps a bit....
....and out of NOWHERE comes Morgy Outback in the slow lane! I'm thinking "Ok, so he wants a run......" and I give it some MORE throttle.

He then catches up AGAIN (at which point we are rapidly emptying our fuel tanks) and soon after, we glance over to our left to look at him and there he is with a camera in one hand, a big goofy smile on his face (no offence mate ) and a friendly wave of the hand. Gold moment that! Had to be there...

Haha soo funny! You can hear the goof saying 'put your foot down' and laughing in the video!
You guys were in hysterics. All of this is happening at $1.60 ish.
EPIC LULZ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uukPHBdhWFc

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 11:12 PM

Terrible form.

I'm off to sleep.

Just thought I'd let you know.

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#1213 Shiv

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Posted 19 June 2011 - 11:13 PM

Bwahahaha, mate I reckon when you sell the Outback, you can go to sleep at night knowing that you took the stereotype of the "Outback driver" and rooted the s**t out of it :sarcastic:

F**k my exhaust sounds so much louder from the outside. Need to drive with the tailgate open in future me thinks