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[skillionaire]

Sorry. That wasn't really called for.

I am a Port Adelaide supporter, just to give you an insight into my mood at the moment.

[Brett]

Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark!

Just spent 2 hours f'n around trying to get the knackered starter motor out of the Stagea, only to find once I'd managed to remove the unseeable bolt that holds the f'er in, that the so called experts at the Jdm (and almost specifically nissan jdm) performance and parts shop have given me the wrong starter motor.
I have very little faith in people anymore for reasons of this kind.

I went in and asked for a starter motor to suit a 1997 series 1 RS4 Stagea with the RB25DET . I also said I had the part number if they needed it. The guy, who looked at me like I was a complete thundercvnt for wanting to give him some money in exchange for parts, said "yeah sure we do. If i have lots of them it'll be cheap, but if i dont have many it'll cost a bit more. How's $50?"
I assumed by his confidence, and the 2 other Stagea's parked in the carpark, that he knew what I needed. Paid him the cash, no problem, and now here I am feeling f'd off that my car is still immobile (and half blocking my driveway).

aaaaand, I forgot to put last nights undrunk sixer in the fridge, so its still warm!

[skillionaire]

FREEZER BRETT - FREEZER!



Genuinely have never really enjoyed going to wreckers in Perth. They are all pretty much, without any exception I can think of, wankers.

[skillionaire]

Also Brett;

Cool story bro.










































Not really. I just wanted to use that photo.

[Brett]

seriously! how f'n hard is it though??


Hahaha yeah it was pretty cool hey! So what were you doing on www.fatblacknlatinohagsinwaytootightclothesabouttomolestanerdywhiteguy.com?




Think I'll watch Port get smashed now

[skillionaire]

You'll find people that have a very specific and limited area of expertise are often not forthcoming with any kind of information. People that seem to have a broader range of interests are more than aware that the passing on of information borne from experience is a powerful and invaluable tool.

It would be great if the same guy asked you for a specific type of chemical cleaner for his paint...

...Oh shit? Did I give you the wrong stuff? What colour is your car now, ***?

[Phatman]

we will have to renew our memberships next year Nik , they gunna need it ...

i havw switched stations to the racing now

that sounds like crap0 Brett , i would walk in there with both the starters and ask for the guy who sold it to ya , then proceed to give him a lesson on starters ... it would start like this

"Look here pal , see these two starters , which one is my model one ? Lemme educate you on the difference between "this model" and "that model" Stageas , see this one well ......."

[skillionaire]

Yeah, I'll be renewing no matter what.

[Brett]

Thing is phil, people like that simply wouldn't give a shit if you went in like that. I'll just take it back tomorrow, show him what I really want, and ask for my money back if he can't supply the right part.
There's no point playing the game with these types. They just don't get it.


So 74 points at half time. Are they going for a record again this week?

[skillionaire]

Could still be a better scoreline than Fremantle last night, and before the start of the season me and Phat weren't predicting a flag like the Dockers.

[Brett]

Facts are wasted on me. I don't even know who Freo played, where they are on the ladder, or anything like that.
All I know is right now I'm watching one team play football, and another team bending over, pulling their pants down and preparing for a royal rogering.

[skillionaire]

Haha, I'm watching Tigers/Demons now.

[skillionaire]

[Brett]

You cop out. Where's your spirit? Hahahaha

Did I tell you my customer with his TT clubby is fitting 11 inch wide rims so he can run 345s on the rear, and hopefully get some traction. Thing is to make these fit, he's had to have the the front and rear arches flared. It's sooo fat now! He's bought HRE 559s (I think that's the right number). Will look awesome with the Porsche brakes playing peek-a-boo-behind them.

[skillionaire]

I'm a supporter Brett, not an emo.

HRE's are awesome wheels. Will look forward to seeing photos.

These BBS' do it for me though;

[Brett]

Awww I can't really see them. I'm on the phone and the resize makes images teeny tiny. Can imagine they're quite full of awesome though.
I'll snap some pics when it's done. All up it's set him back nearly double what I paid for my Stagea! Getting 620 horsies to the road is exy!

[skillionaire]

At least the Power haven't dropped the bundle completely.

Come on boys.

[skillionaire]

Brett mate, what's the weather like up there? It is apocalyptic again down here. Every Sunday at the moment!!!!

[Brett]

Wild here too bro. Probably 40kt northerlies, with 50-60kt gusts, I'd guess. Overcast, but only spots of rain so far.


**** I love grid girls! Don't know if it's the association with motorsport, or just the fact they generally look slutty as, but golly they do it for me.

[skillionaire]

Seriously I am watching trees about to uproot. Two down that I can see from my window.

Evil shit man.