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Started by B4TT, Sep 01 2011 05:16 AM

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#2201 Delete This Account

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:23 PM

Someone Throws a water bomb at your car and yells out "what are you going to do Bitch?"

"I'm going to kill you with my wrench and get 25 years imprisonment"

Another classic idea from Jordishore.

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:23 PM

Oprah Winfries Vagina.

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:24 PM

Someone Throws a water bomb at your car and yells out "what are you going to do Bitch?"

I would run them over.

"I'm going to kill you with my wrench and get 25 years imprisonment"

Another classic idea from Jordishore.

Been done before. Fast and Furious 1. Dom Toretto - 25yrs Lompoc.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:25 PM

Been done before. Fast and Furious 1. Dom Toretto - 25yrs Lompoc.

Then he gets out. Steals some more cars. Robs a rich guy. Retires rich and happy.

Do it Jordi.

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#2205 Jordan

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:25 PM

Had no intention of doing anything...
Just proving a point.

The guy was like 5'1"

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:25 PM

Another classic idea from Jordishore.

*posts pic of pool of blood to facebook*

"Threw waterbomb at a car, worst idea ever..."

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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#2207 Jordan

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:28 PM

*posts pic of pool of blood to facebook*

"Threw waterbomb at a car, worst idea ever..."

+1.
Greatest idea ever.

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:29 PM

THOSE ARSEHOLES!
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#2209 ams

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:31 PM

Greatest idea ever.

Almost as good as yesterdays idea...

@Willywalter; ha!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:34 PM

Wonder how Walts would look with a huge set of pincers instead of arms, and funnelweb fangs.

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:35 PM

After hours of trying to figure out why my exhaust valve was stuck open last night, turns out the forken motor had a dodgey solder!

Took me ages to narrow down the problem.

I probed the multimeter absolutely everywhere it could be probed to solve the problem.

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Fixed with the soldering iron in about 30 seconds!

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FeelsGoodMan.

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#2212 skillionaire

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:36 PM

It's water, do you threaten the sky when it rains?

Hahahaha, that is awesome.

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#2213 ams

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:37 PM

I probed the multimeter absolutely everywhere it could be probed to solve the problem.

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I don't even need to edit this.

I'm glad you clarified you only probed places that would solve the problem.

Good quarrity china parts eh.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 15 September 2011 - 12:37 PM

Are they putting a body UNDER that burning car?

Thats heavy

editt** Just realised, its in reverse. Fml.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts, right off.