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Started by B4TT, Sep 01 2011 05:16 AM
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#981 B4TT

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:05 PM

Security chick was hot, I'm a little bit under the influence so I decided to have a chat lol, she told me a funny story of a dude travelling over east who declared no dangerous objects etc and at the end of it pulled out a knife to ask if that was ok to travell with ahaha. Dopey shit

 

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:08 PM

Security chick was hot, I'm a little bit under the influence so I decided to have a chat lol, she told me a funny story of a dude travelling over east who declared no dangerous objects etc and at the end of it pulled out a knife to ask if that was ok to travell with ahaha. Dopey shit


lol Careful Josh. You don't want a chick that can beat you up!!

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:16 PM

Just got woken from an afternoon nap - the uni lifestyle is awesome, but all the work is a bit of a downer!


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Uni lifestyle rocks. Gonna miss it in time!


I made a huge mistake today. Paid a car wash place to clean my car for me because I've been a bit sick lately and wasn't feeling up to cleaning it myself. It needed to be done. Anyway, they've used this oily shit on the interior and my dash is all reflective and the seats real slippery.....now I remember why I don't use those places!

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:18 PM

YOU WILL NEVER MISS UNI LIFE

EVER

BE A REAL PERSON

IT'S REWARDING

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:24 PM

Mikey miXTster, she was a small built girl hehe so all good.

Nik is right about the learnings, I was always told you would miss school and shit.. **** that. When inwas at school I couldn't do shot without mum and dad paying for it .... Passs

 

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:29 PM

School is different. Learning some things which you couldn't care less about. Uni is better in that respect. I won't miss the exams though!




The rains are coming.......

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 05:31 PM

Plus you can still work at uni = being able to support yourself . . . barely.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 06:11 PM

I CAN STAND UP JUST FINE

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:12 PM

I CAN STAND UP JUST FINE

Are you at settlers?







Just the only reason I can think why you'd shout " I CAN STAND UP FINE"

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:13 PM

That would be, "I CAN STAND UP FINE THUNDERCVNT"

Also, it was in reference to Mike supporting himself.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:15 PM

Also how good is Oettinger?! For cheap smashable beers you really can't do better.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:19 PM

Hahaha thundercvnt. Still so funny.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:32 PM

YOU'RE ON HOLIDAY!! Screw e-mail haha B)


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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:37 PM

I love eBay.

Scrounged a pair of OK condition 15" light truck tyres for my trailer. Ended up running 14" rims, so I had to get rid of them.
Local tip wants $6 per tyre to dispose of them and I couldn't be farked taking them down there, so I chucked them on eBay for 99c.

Now at $10.



Cool story?


@ Josh
Y U CHECK WORK EMAIL ON HOLIDAY?

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:40 PM

What a c u n t of an afternoon.

Balancing up end of day, power goes out. Whole shopping centre is in blackness.

power out = doors able to be opened by hand, safes aren't able to be armed, cash is unsecure.

Call Security, they are dispatching guard, eta 40mins.

Everyone goes home except the BO$$, and i'm stuck there waiting in blackness.

I decide to go out the front for a ciggie, and as soon as i light it up BOOM, the power comes back on.

Doors lock.

Key is inside.

Alarm goes off.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU. So i pull out my phone to call security to turn the alarm off. Battery dies. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

So i go into the fish and chip shop, call security, and they disarm the alarm after a series of ridiculous questions to confirm my identity as staff.

So i wait 45 minutes from that, security guard turns up, unlocks the branch, i turn the security on, and **** off home and now im going to drink a shitload of piss.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:41 PM

Also how good is Oettinger?! For cheap smashable beers you really can't do better.

I pronounce it "wetting her".

Hahahahahaha@Shazz: life of a boss.

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:46 PM

haha power went out at my work today, and i work in a office tower thats joined to a shopping centre also.
bit weird!
but i didnt get locked out or anything. the backup power still let the lifts work :)

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:55 PM

Cool story


LOL!!!!!

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 07:58 PM

Just cleaned a few car detailing rags, like a microfibre boss.

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And no, they're not cum rags...

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 08:02 PM

Hectic ShazBO$$ is hectic


haha power went out at my work today, and i work in a office tower thats joined to a shopping centre also.
bit weird!
but i didnt get locked out or anything. the backup power still let the lifts work :)


Welcome to the General Thread. This is where things happen.

Just cleaned a few car detailing rags, like a microfibre boss.


I need to do this. All of mine are so black!

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