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#1521 Adam

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:23 AM

THAT CONVERSATION DID NOT JUST HAPPEN IN MY WORKPLACE!!!!!

A dude just asked which button is the full flush on the toilet. !!!!


He is studying to be an engineer. I DON'T WANT TO EVER GO IN A STRUCTURE HE ENGINEERS!

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:25 AM

Josh. I refuse to accept that farfetched excuse.

LOL, ITS THE TRUTHS BITCH!

 


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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:30 AM

Hahahahahaha

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:30 AM

@Josh citrus wash and gloss for when you want to do a serious clean. Like after mdsc. Or before a polish.
Glossworx for everyday washing ( it's pH neutral)
Silkshine for tyres, rubbers, plastic trim.
Green clean for general all purpose cleaning/degreasing
Slick synthetic quick detailer for after you wash the car.
Jetseal109 for paint sealant
50/50 or Petes 53 for wax
Durabond 408 for prewax/sealant paint prep
Sticky citrus gel for really dirty wheels

It all depends on how serious you want to get with your detailing.


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#1525 Adam

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:33 AM

LOL, ITS THE TRUTHS BITCH!


Trust you to respond like that!

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:44 AM


I never understood that saying.


It is an aviation phrase, Brett might be able to tell us more about it. I believe it has something to do with what possible movement an aircaft is able to achieve?

Brettles?

I'll google away in the meantime.

This expression comes out of the US Air Force test pilot program of the late 1940's.
The envelope refers to a plane's performance capabilities. The limits of the planes ability to fly at speeds and altitudes and under certain stresses define what is known as its performance envelope. It's an "envelope" in the sense that it contains the ranges of the plane's abilities.


Barely scrape through in discreet math, king English.

How many times has it been interesting/useful in your life of conversation to understand the origins of a quadratic equation?

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:46 AM

I always figured there was a note inside the envelope with a cheque for $1mil inside, that's why I kept pushing so the envelope would come closer, I could get the $1mil and live happily every after for the 4 months it takes me to spend said million dollarz.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:47 AM

Usually you would pull something to get it closer.

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:52 AM

If i had $1m, i would put it into an at call savings account at 6% interest, and live off the $5k a month interest.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:53 AM

Yes, we can tell by your standing in the ASX game that you're really a wise investor.

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:53 AM

If i had $1m,


I think it's pretty well established you have multi millions of dollars.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:57 AM

Yes, we can tell by your standing in the ASX game that you're really a wise investor.


If i really had that money, i wouldn't touch shares.

Too volatile.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:59 AM

Volatile

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 10:59 AM

GOLD GOLD GOLD

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 11:04 AM

Gold is good.

Shaz has all his money invested in owning his own bank.

Thanks for the rundown Brett :D

So the durabond 408 goes on before the paintsealant/waxing?

 


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Posted 13 September 2011 - 11:09 AM

I'm starting to think Shaz's bossiness is wavering though, he was tearing his hair out over a two spot last week, true bossiness would have resulted in him reaching into his pocket and pulling out a wad full of hundred knots, dropping the two spot, and shining like 1000 watts.

Or something.

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 11:11 AM

hmmmm lift your game shazz.. don't slip.

 


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Posted 13 September 2011 - 11:17 AM

No slippage here.

When shit goes down, delegate and fix.

All is back to normal today, and my branch is performing better then it ever has.

My bossiness is paying off.

See what i did there.
 


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Posted 13 September 2011 - 11:22 AM

Your grammar is better than mine, but then whose isn't?

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Posted 13 September 2011 - 11:23 AM

Lol always be sure






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