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[Adam]

THAT CONVERSATION DID NOT JUST HAPPEN IN MY WORKPLACE!!!!!

A dude just asked which button is the full flush on the toilet. !!!!


He is studying to be an engineer. I DON'T WANT TO EVER GO IN A STRUCTURE HE ENGINEERS!

[B4TT]

Josh. I refuse to accept that farfetched excuse.

LOL, ITS THE TRUTHS BITCH!

[Morgan]

Hahahahahaha

[Brett]

@Josh citrus wash and gloss for when you want to do a serious clean. Like after mdsc. Or before a polish.
Glossworx for everyday washing ( it's pH neutral)
Silkshine for tyres, rubbers, plastic trim.
Green clean for general all purpose cleaning/degreasing
Slick synthetic quick detailer for after you wash the car.
Jetseal109 for paint sealant
50/50 or Petes 53 for wax
Durabond 408 for prewax/sealant paint prep
Sticky citrus gel for really dirty wheels

It all depends on how serious you want to get with your detailing.

[Adam]

LOL, ITS THE TRUTHS BITCH!

Trust you to respond like that!

[skillionaire]

I never understood that saying.

It is an aviation phrase, Brett might be able to tell us more about it. I believe it has something to do with what possible movement an aircaft is able to achieve?

Brettles?

I'll google away in the meantime.

This expression comes out of the US Air Force test pilot program of the late 1940's.
The envelope refers to a plane's performance capabilities. The limits of the planes ability to fly at speeds and altitudes and under certain stresses define what is known as its performance envelope. It's an "envelope" in the sense that it contains the ranges of the plane's abilities.

Barely scrape through in discreet math, king English.

How many times has it been interesting/useful in your life of conversation to understand the origins of a quadratic equation?

[ams]

I always figured there was a note inside the envelope with a cheque for $1mil inside, that's why I kept pushing so the envelope would come closer, I could get the $1mil and live happily every after for the 4 months it takes me to spend said million dollarz.

[skillionaire]

Usually you would pull something to get it closer.

H.T.H

[Shaz]

If i had $1m, i would put it into an at call savings account at 6% interest, and live off the $5k a month interest.

[skillionaire]

Yes, we can tell by your standing in the ASX game that you're really a wise investor.

[ams]

If i had $1m,

I think it's pretty well established you have multi millions of dollars.

[Shaz]

Yes, we can tell by your standing in the ASX game that you're really a wise investor.

If i really had that money, i wouldn't touch shares.

Too volatile.

[Morgan]

Volatile

[skillionaire]

GOLD GOLD GOLD

[B4TT]

Gold is good.

Shaz has all his money invested in owning his own bank.

Thanks for the rundown Brett

So the durabond 408 goes on before the paintsealant/waxing?

[skillionaire]

I'm starting to think Shaz's bossiness is wavering though, he was tearing his hair out over a two spot last week, true bossiness would have resulted in him reaching into his pocket and pulling out a wad full of hundred knots, dropping the two spot, and shining like 1000 watts.

Or something.

[B4TT]

hmmmm lift your game shazz.. don't slip.

[Shaz]

No slippage here.

When shit goes down, delegate and fix.

All is back to normal today, and my branch is performing better then it ever has.

My bossiness is paying off.

See what i did there.

[skillionaire]

Your grammar is better than mine, but then whose isn't?

[portugese_gorilla]

Lol always be sure