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Exchange it, and get a proper one. Thats what you paid an exorbitant $159 for.
God i got some hectic rage just now. Driving along and this cock in a silver Peugeot 207 was speeding. The road ahead turns from 2, into 1. I'm in the left lane, halfway through merging into the right lane, as the lane ends, and this carnt comes wailing up the inside lane, and cuts me off, forcing me off the road, into dirt. Mind you, we are doing 80km/h at this stage (As that is the speed limit).
So i get off the dirt, hit boost and get right up his ass. He does a brake check. Thats fine, I knew he was going to, so back off just as i got there. Then, he proceeds to slow aaaaallll the way down to 20km/h, in an 80 zone, single lane, and just sits there. I'm thinking to myself, who the fark is this guy, people behind me are beeping, etc. By this time, there is a lane of 30 or so cars backed up because this ROOKIE is doing 20kmh. So we continue for around 1.5kms doing 20km/h, then the road opens up into 2 lanes again. So i go straight past him, pull back in front of him, and do 20 km/h, while everyone else backed up, speeds past him beeping at him. He tries to switch lanes, and almost hits another car coming past, who also beeps at him. By this time, all the cars had past, and he speed up, changed lanes and tried to get up beside me. I kept keeping his window at my rear quarter glass just to piss him off. Then i sped up, and sat back in front of him. So then i decided to just speed off to the regular 80km/h speed limit, and he turned off somewhere.
Stupid Peugeot mate, if you somehow stumble across this because you've seen the SubyClub sticker on the rear of the window, you are a dirt eating, rectal sniffing, fart-box tongue punching moron. You need to learn how to drive, but mainly, learn a bit of FSCKING RESPECT FOR OTHER DRIVERS ON THE ROAD! Speeding up to be one car ahead of me, is NOT going to get you home faster, pushing me off the road into dirt and putting other people in a possible life threatening situation is NOT a smart, courteous thing to do AND you've royally shit me to no end by your actions. I hope you get home, have a rant to your AA adviser/wife/chainsaw, about how some 'hoon' in a 'family wagon' was hurling abuse and raising his middle finger at you.
I hope you enjoyed viewing my middle finger you fscker, because I SURE AS HELL enjoyed saluting you.
Prick.
/end rant
right off.
