
#3501
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:12 PM
Not bad.
First one is too made up. Plasticky. Fake.
Second one is taken a photo of herself in a mirror. Instant points lost.
Edit: Ey! Good scoring Walts
#3502
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:13 PM
Wow, what a boring day it has been so far. It's10:49am and i've done 2 jobs, which was very little effort required for both.
Change freeze means I can't do shit all for the next 2 weeks and in the 3 hours i've been here i've already fixed all my crappy little jobs that i had planned on taking 2 weeks to do.
WHAT NOW?

#3503
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:13 PM

Let's face it, none of you would turn either down. If they shat in the corner, I'd roll their shit to a point and stab myself with it.

#3504
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:15 PM
I said she was 8/10.
But what I failed to mention is that a 2/10 is rootable.
#3505
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:16 PM
Let's face it, none of you would turn either down. If they shat in the corner, I'd roll their shit to a point and stab myself with it.
Sig worthy.
Jordan - MY02 Forester GT - Sydney
#3506
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:19 PM
Marv,
I said she was 8/10.
But what I failed to mention is that a 2/10 is rootable.
A score out of 10 is a filthy lie. When we're drinking beer, we go out of 10, sure. However, when it comes to women, men operate on a binary system. Yes, or no.
It's that simple.
The end.

#3507
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:21 PM
What do you do Alex?
Look after Windows and Citrix servers for WA dept. of health.
...while sitting in air conditioned rooms.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#3508
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:22 PM
Look after Windows and Citrix servers for WA dept. of health.
...while sitting in air conditioned rooms.
Don't listen to the lying bastard, Jordan.
He sells fridges.
#3509
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:23 PM
#3510
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:23 PM
Don't listen to the lying bastard, Jordan.
He sells fridges.
Fridges now!
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
#3511
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:24 PM
A score out of 10 is a filthy lie. When we're drinking beer, we go out of 10, sure. However, when it comes to women, men operate on a binary system. Yes, or no.
It's that simple.
The end.
To simplify things further.
0/10 = No
1-10/10 = Yes.
hopethathelps.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#3512
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:25 PM
when it comes to women, men operate on a binary system. Yes, or no.
It's that simple.
The end.
A truer word hath never been spoken.
Amen.
#3513
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:25 PM
Jords, bewsbs. Stat.
#3514
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:28 PM
Here's an example.I'm going to need more examples of this binary method.
Jords, bewsbs. Stat.
We all think Katie is a 1.
#3515
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:29 PM
Only cause you asked nicely.I'm going to need more examples of this binary method.
Jords, bewsbs. Stat.
Jordan - MY02 Forester GT - Sydney
#3516
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:31 PM
#3517
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:32 PM
Fixed.10
Jordan - MY02 Forester GT - Sydney
#3518
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:33 PM
#3519
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:34 PM
In some cultures, you'd be decapitated for a crime like that.
You're lucky I'm a multicultural kind of guy.
I'm sure where you're from though, you'd be shot...
#3520
Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:35 PM
He should be permanently banned for that post, and his account should be deleted.You should be reported for abusing the spoiler system!
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