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#3501 Morgan

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:12 PM

8/10.

Not bad.

First one is too made up. Plasticky. Fake.

Second one is taken a photo of herself in a mirror. Instant points lost.

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#3502 Adam

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:13 PM

Wow, what a boring day it has been so far. It's10:49am and i've done 2 jobs, which was very little effort required for both.

Change freeze means I can't do shit all for the next 2 weeks and in the 3 hours i've been here i've already fixed all my crappy little jobs that i had planned on taking 2 weeks to do.

WHAT NOW?



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#3503 Marv

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:13 PM

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Let's face it, none of you would turn either down. If they shat in the corner, I'd roll their shit to a point and stab myself with it.
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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:15 PM

Marv,

I said she was 8/10.

But what I failed to mention is that a 2/10 is rootable.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:16 PM



Let's face it, none of you would turn either down. If they shat in the corner, I'd roll their shit to a point and stab myself with it.


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#3506 Marv

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:19 PM

Marv,

I said she was 8/10.

But what I failed to mention is that a 2/10 is rootable.


A score out of 10 is a filthy lie. When we're drinking beer, we go out of 10, sure. However, when it comes to women, men operate on a binary system. Yes, or no.

It's that simple.

The end.
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#3507 ams

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:21 PM

What do you do Alex?


Look after Windows and Citrix servers for WA dept. of health.

...while sitting in air conditioned rooms.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:22 PM


Look after Windows and Citrix servers for WA dept. of health.

...while sitting in air conditioned rooms.


Don't listen to the lying bastard, Jordan.

He sells fridges.

#3509 Adam

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:23 PM

LOL So true Marv!

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:23 PM

Don't listen to the lying bastard, Jordan.
He sells fridges.


Fridges now!

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:24 PM


A score out of 10 is a filthy lie. When we're drinking beer, we go out of 10, sure. However, when it comes to women, men operate on a binary system. Yes, or no.

It's that simple.

The end.


To simplify things further.

0/10 = No

1-10/10 = Yes.

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#3512 Alex

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:25 PM

when it comes to women, men operate on a binary system. Yes, or no.

It's that simple.

The end.


A truer word hath never been spoken.

Amen.




#3513 Morgan

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:25 PM

I'm going to need more examples of this binary method.

Jords, bewsbs. Stat.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:28 PM

I'm going to need more examples of this binary method.

Jords, bewsbs. Stat.

Here's an example.

We all think Katie is a 1.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:29 PM

I'm going to need more examples of this binary method.

Jords, bewsbs. Stat.

Only cause you asked nicely.

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:31 PM

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:32 PM

10

Fixed.

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#3518 Adam

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:33 PM

You should be reported for abusing the spoiler system!

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:34 PM

Zero. Does not compute.

In some cultures, you'd be decapitated for a crime like that.

You're lucky I'm a multicultural kind of guy.


I'm sure where you're from though, you'd be shot...

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Posted 17 October 2011 - 01:35 PM

You should be reported for abusing the spoiler system!

He should be permanently banned for that post, and his account should be deleted.




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