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#4041 ams

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 10:39 AM

If you could be a superhero that was a combination of two animals;

1) What two animals would you be.
2) What would your super powers be.
3) Provide a mspaint image of your superhero combination animal.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 10:47 AM

Gooonna maachine me a square hole yo! Tis pretty cool when you see how it works.

 

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 10:49 AM

That got sent around work a couple of weeks ago.

Cool stuff.

Would be useful if things like laser cutters weren't invented.

Also, you need a special drill to use it, one that goes up and down at very specific moments.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 10:50 AM

Shut up nerd.


I thought it was awesome!

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 10:53 AM

If you could be a superhero that was a combination of two animals;

1) What two animals would you be.
2) What would your super powers be.
3) Provide a mspaint image of your superhero combination animal.



HAHAHAHA

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 10:55 AM

If you could be a superhero that was a combination of two animals;

1) What two animals would you be.
2) What would your super powers be.
3) Provide a mspaint image of your superhero combination animal.


1)I would be a beer fridge cross a Narwhal. Yes, a beer fridge is an animal.
2) I would be able to shoot unlimited free good beers out my anus.
3) No. Fuckyou.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 10:59 AM

A Sloth Pigeon, Shoots super strength LASERS from its eyes and poops on people. and it can fly.
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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:00 AM

HAHAHAHA


This literally answers none of my questions.

Unless that's your superpower.

1)I would be a beer fridge cross a Narwhal. Yes, a beer fridge is an animal.
2) I would be able to shoot unlimited free good beers out my anus.
3) No. Fuckyou.


How does being a Narwhal help you shoot things out your anus? Surely being a cow or dylans' pet goat or some other animal with a floppy anus would be more helpful?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:00 AM

It also has razor blades for ears! Nice.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:01 AM

It also has razor blades for ears! Nice.


I think it's an old guy on a bus with hairy ear holes.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:01 AM

How does being a Narwhal help you shoot things out your anus? Surely being a cow or dylans' pet goat or some other animal with a floppy anus would be more helpful?

It's a lesser known fact that Narwhals actually have beer can sized anus and powerful anus muscles.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:04 AM

They are clearly wings unless you have ears on your torso! foolish boys shall be smitten by Slothpigeon.

 

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:19 AM

Smote.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:49 AM

Smoking was always a deal breaker for me.

Unless it was meth, obviously.


Smoking hot I meant. Not actual smokers.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 11:52 AM

@Alex: That is the funniest thing I've seen today. Hahaha. Classic.

How have you managed to avoid mirrors all morning?

Sig worthy.

 

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 12:06 PM

http://news.ninemsn....ve-50kg-scrotum

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 12:11 PM

http://news.ninemsn....ve-50kg-scrotum


Instead of shooting sperm, he shoots fully grown children out of there.

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 12:13 PM

How have you managed to avoid mirrors all morning?

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 12:14 PM

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Posted 19 October 2011 - 12:20 PM

How have you managed to avoid mirrors all morning?


How rude.
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