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Started by AussieTemplar, Oct 01 2011 02:27 AM
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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:14 AM

bahahaa im pretty sure thats actually the effect of some cones!!

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:16 AM

Alex is an elephant?

Obviously..... the grey trunk was a dead giveaway.

 

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:16 AM

@Nik; Don't forget my portable hard drive when you come up next week!


I sold it for drugs.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:17 AM

bahahaa im pretty sure thats actually the effect of some cones!!

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I sold it for drugs.

I thought you sold those drugs to buy HDD's?

 

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:17 AM

Either way I would not want to be travelling 200km/h in a Focus when it collides with a concrete wall...

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:18 AM

Either way I would not want to be travelling 200km/h in a Focus when it collides with a concrete wall...

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I can't think of any car I would like to be doing 200 in when hitting anything other than perhaps a bug LOL

 

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:19 AM

Pretty sure if your B4 ran into a wall at 200km/h the wall would shatter.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:20 AM

Pretty sure if your B4 ran into a wall at 200km/h the wall would shatter.

The obvious exception. But B4's defy physics, so very much a special case.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:23 AM

As soon as I started driving to work this morning I let out a huge fart.

It stunk so bad. But I baked in it.

It seemed to disappear over the next 20 minutes until I got out at the PO.

Then when I got back into the car after collecting the mail, I realised I had just gotten used to it. DAMN it was bad!

That's my story

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:25 AM

Morgan, you pooed your pants.

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:27 AM

That's not a shepard's pie you're sitting in...
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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:28 AM

Morgan, I ripped a loud one in our morning meeting not even thinking twice about it........ after I thought about it I still didn't really care and laughed hehe.

Farts are funny.

 

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:30 AM

I love shepherds pie.

Haha Lukeosh. Surprise farts are surprising

I like to do them in bed, sit on them for a while and then use the quilt to bake Katie in it.

It's the little things that she appreciates

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:31 AM

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:31 AM

Hahahaha bake it haha love it!

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:33 AM

Cool pic Nik!

Shaz, why you break the ASX this morning? no price updates for morning trade..

I like to do them in bed, sit on them for a while and then use the quilt to bake Katie in it.

B1tches love that shit, I am sure Katie does too (See how I separated her from the pack?)

 

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:35 AM

Morning

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:37 AM

B1tches love that shit, I am sure Katie does too (See how I separated her from the pack?)


Haha I see what you did there.

Don't worry, she can return the favour ...oh man can she return the favour :P

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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:37 AM

Hi Jase. Hmm. What have I got in here for you this morning....



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Posted 27 October 2011 - 09:39 AM


Haha I see what you did there.

Don't worry, she can return the favour ...oh man can she return the favour :P


Yeah... one thing to remember, Morgan, is that you've driven only twenty minutes and adjusted to the stench of your gaseous poo particles - you LIVE in your bedroom, farting in it all night every night...

One day you'll get the plumber out or the sparky out for something and they'll die from poo particle inhalation.
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