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Started by Richo, Nov 01 2011 02:15 AM
How do I do this..... Weeee internet!!!

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#341 Dylan

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:01 AM

... and a laff. Just a lil one.

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:02 AM


I'm imagining a vagina with opposable thumbs, like Predator's face that can reach out and grab things and install turbo's.


his inability to fit turbos is the reason I accused him of having vaginal and dairy product-related hands.
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:02 AM

... and a laff. Just a lil one.


Why would you laugh at your own vagina hands?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:02 AM


I'm imagining a vagina with opposable thumbs, like Predator's face that can reach out and grab things and install turbo's.

That is fantastic hahahahahahaa I am picturing it. draw it in paint :P

 

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:03 AM

his inability to fit turbos is the reason I accused him of having vaginal and dairy product-related hands.


He got it caught in a lawnmower as a child and thumbs were taken off...hence it's inability to grip objects now.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

#346 Dylan

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:03 AM


Why would you laugh at your own vagina hands?


Well I figure that's the polite thing to do with them whilst people are around...

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:04 AM

Shaz, Did you express your frustration at that decision?

Dylan, is queefing through your hands a mega issue or what?

 

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:05 AM


He got it caught in a lawnmower as a child and thumbs were taken off...hence it's inability to grip objects now.


A common issue. The scourge of the vaginal-handed...
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:06 AM

A common issue. The scourge of the vaginal-handed...


It was his neighbours lawn mower...clearly his family didn't need their own as his vagina doubled as a lawnmower, mulcher and hedger.

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:07 AM

he had lindsay lohan's and paris hilton's vaginas on his hands? They'd be the only vaginas powerful enough to chew through tough Blue Mountains long grass.
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:08 AM

Shaz, Did you express your frustration at that decision?


Well, I'm in two minds about it. I don't really understand why they done it, but im sure time will tell.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:08 AM

GT SLOW DOWN WHEN I GET CALLED INTO A MEETING!

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:09 AM

Thought that's why he got his pet goat...for the 'long grass out the back'....

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:10 AM

Marv, I would have thought that those vaginas would be so thrashed out and broken that they could no longer grip.. pretty sure they are a quivering sloppy wizards sleeve mess.

 

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:11 AM

They are fearsome due to being fitted with teeth by their previous owners. Pretty sure there's nothing left between those "ladies" legs now - just a cavernous, slimy aperture they randomly jam large objects in.
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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:13 AM

Kind of like a slimy glovebox?

 

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:14 AM

turbo fitting time. baiii.

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:18 AM

Really guys? Three pages on vagina hands?

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:18 AM

Welcome to the GT.
 


I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,  :fork: right off.
 

 

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Posted 02 November 2011 - 10:20 AM

Really guys? Three pages on vagina hands?


Don't be silly. The vagina has thumbs, not entire hands.

It's not that talented or evolved.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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