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Started by Richo, Nov 01 2011 02:15 AM

How do I do this..... Weeee internet!!!

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#601 Marv

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:22 PM

help.

I am meant to be building a Pork Hunt special EJ20 but now I find myself looking for EJ22 and EJ25 blocks... ARGH!

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:24 PM

help.

I am meant to be building a Pork Hunt special EJ20 but now I find myself looking for EJ22 and EJ25 blocks... ARGH!

Go all the way.

3.6L Tribeca engine, TT.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:24 PM

We have a blind date tonight.

Well this is awkward.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:29 PM

Marv, I agree with this.

Do it now!

Go all the way.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:30 PM

Man has baby growing inside of testicle:

http://www.adelaiden...l-1226184173781

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#606 Marv

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:30 PM

Go all the way.
3.6L Tribeca engine, TT.

It'll tear this bunky old wagon apart... and I don't like dog-leg con rods.

Well this is awkward.

Not at all. Offer their labrator a seat first and... oh... right...

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:31 PM

Well this is awkward.

Haha.

We're all mates are'nt we?

/nohomo.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:31 PM

Man has baby growing inside of testicle:

http://www.adelaiden...l-1226184173781

Holy smokes!

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:36 PM

Keen as for tonight. Just have to figure out where Percy's is.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:37 PM

Keen as for tonight. Just have to figure out where Percy's is.

Is Lish going with you on your man-date?

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:39 PM

It'll tear this bunky old wagon apart... and I don't like dog-leg con rods.

Not at all. Offer their labrator a seat first and... oh... right...

*Labrador

and I PMSL

Haha.

We're all mates are'nt we?

/nohomo.

I'm cool with it

Keen as for tonight. Just have to figure out where Percy's is.

418 Lygon St, Carlton.

I assume this is the one you are talking about.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:40 PM

Keen as for tonight. Just have to figure out where Percy's is.

It's over the road from a pub, diagonally opposite a pub and a few doors up from a pub.

cnr of Elgin and Lygon IIRC.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:41 PM

*Labrador

Well now I get what Marvin said.

I thought a Labrator was some sort of new vaginal pleasuring device.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:45 PM

418 Lygon St, Carlton.

I assume this is the one you are talking about.

That's where Im goin' Ash. See you a bit later.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:45 PM

Open friends door to feed his cats
Step in something wet
thoughts go through head

1) Is it cat pee
2) Water comming in through the roof

Nope, busted hose to the dishwasher. House is fairly much completely flooded.. *sigh* off to go clean up more water

Stuff goes here

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:47 PM

It's over the road from a pub, diagonally opposite a pub and a few doors up from a pub.

cnr of Elgin and Lygon IIRC.

That's where Im goin' Ash. See you a bit later.

So it's near a pub right?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;

"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 01:48 PM

Well now I get what Marvin said.

I thought a Labrator was some sort of new vaginal pleasuring device.

Spello!

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 02:20 PM

Open friends door to feed his cats
Step in something wet
thoughts go through head

1) Is it cat pee
2) Water comming in through the roof

Nope, busted hose to the dishwasher. House is fairly much completely flooded.. *sigh* off to go clean up more water

This is why cats suck.

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.

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Posted 03 November 2011 - 02:22 PM

Open friends door to feed his cats
Step in something wet
thoughts go through head

1) Is it cat pee
2) Water comming in through the roof

Nope, busted hose to the dishwasher. House is fairly much completely flooded.. *sigh* off to go clean up more water

Oh oh!

Let me guess, the house is not fully tiled.

I'm with Alex, blame the cat.

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