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#881 Dylan

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 09:55 AM


LOL

YSOSRS IN THE GT?


Maybe I'm wrong, maybe he would take it as a joke ?? I dunno, I just fear it would come across in the worst possible way that's all.

I'm about as serious as a shart in a jammed elevator.

Dylan, your goat turn you down for a root? :P

Yeah, 'headaches' pffffffft... please.

Place is Facebook.

That's why it was posted there first.

Shit just got real yo.


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 09:56 AM

Hahahaha WALTS!!!

Dylan, you need to put your goat in its place... not just in the kitchen!

Imagine a goat cooking up an epic feed.

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 09:57 AM

I'm about as serious as a shart in a jammed elevator.


Dude. Sharting is serious business.

I sneezed and farted at the same time.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 09:59 AM


Dude. Sharting is serious business.

I sneezed and farted at the same time.


HAHAHA, that's serious if the fart is louder than the sneeze. And people are around.

I usually sneeze ridiculously loud. I consider it, 'an insurance policy'.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:00 AM

Dylan can never be serious.

When the 14 year old head admin of SubyClub gets angry, you know shits gonna get real.









































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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:01 AM

Haha cheap insurance for sure.

I was lying in bed and the Mrs was dead to the world so there was no one there to laugh with me, unfortunately.

Lucky it wasn't a shart though. I was noood

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:06 AM

Hahaha walts, that's right ! Glad to see you know what's up !

Question time.

At what point in a relationship would you consider farting in bed ?

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:07 AM

Hahaha walts, that's right ! Glad to see you know what's up !

Blown another headgasket yet?

At what point in a relationship would you consider farting in bed ?

Just ask him when he's ready to do it infront of you, Dylan.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:07 AM

Got SMASHED against the wall by the cops on Lygon St! Nearly knocked me the **** out, I just wanted some pancakes. They thought that was suspect enough to smash me Posted Image'ing half unconscious.

Go Melbourne!

Try harder to ruin my holiday - it won't work!!!!

WTF!!! was that just after we left?

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"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:08 AM

At what point in a relationship would you consider farting in bed ?

First night... :P

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:09 AM

Blown another headgasket yet?


Just ask him when he's ready to do it infront of you, Dylan.


Hahaha good one, Walter.

For your information: Head gasket still blown.

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:09 AM

Question time.

At what point in a relationship would you consider farting in bed ?


I didn't sleep with my Mrs before we got married but I suppose this is the same as being comfortable with farting in front of each other?

I honestly can't remember. However, when he mum walks around cocking her leg and letting out a ripper, you kinda know that she's not going to have a go at you for doing the same ;)

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:10 AM

I didn't sleep with my Mrs before we got married but I suppose this is the same as being comfortable with farting in front of each other?


...not even in the same bed?

Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:11 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! thats classic Morgan! hahahahaha does she really do that?

Also, did you never ever even sleep beside her in a non sexual way just cuddling or something before you were married?

 


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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:11 AM

Hahahaha yeah, that's pretty much the green light I guess !

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:10 AM

Also,

Just picked up my front and rear swaybars off James (Jimmy88) and just received my tickets for the Soundwave festival in the mail.....WINNING!!! if I didn't have to go to work today it would be even better.



GoPro arrived yet Adam?

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:12 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! thats classic Morgan! hahahahaha does she really do that?

Also, did you never ever even sleep beside her in a non sexual way just cuddling or something before you were married?


Yeah.. or like just put it in a little bit.?!

Also,

Just picked up my front and rear swaybars off James (Jimmy88) and just received my tickets for the Soundwave festival in the mail.....WINNING!!! if I didn't have to go to work today it would be even better.



Aren't you sick ??!!

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:14 AM


Yeah.. or like just put it in a little bit.?!



Aren't you sick ??!!

*cough* sounds to me like I am, although bad thing is I have taken 3 sick days in 5 years so they might know something is up :(

*Those 3 days i was actually sent home from work because they made me leave.

As soon as she hands it to you, slowly take of your pants, then, while staring her straight in the eyes rub it against the tip of you penis, while continuing your painfully intense gaze whisper to her;
 
"My eye is watering, this might be a bit hot"

I should just convert to single, right?
 
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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:14 AM

Yeah.. or like just put it in a little bit.?!

Hahahaha

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Posted 04 November 2011 - 10:14 AM

GoPro arrived yet Adam?


NO!!!!!!

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Must be being shipped via shazpost.

I don't want my money invested, I want my shit!

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