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STI Conversion? Business expense
Cruise to Morgans Mech and tech day? Business expense
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:04 AM
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:05 AM
strip club visit. Business expense. Taking clients out for a good time.
No word of a lie, if I paid for anything on my business credit card, even at a strip joint, you can write it off as a "Client Expense"
I'm going to buy a strip club, and write it off.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:06 AM
Blame the camry driver, they are usually cvnts.
Lol
@ Morgan, good on your sister for driving off.
Dude deserves a coulple of broken legs to wake himself up.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:07 AM
I would write something off as a business expense.. if I could afford to buy something 
Damn you rich people.. you are the bane of my existence... WE ARE THE 5.2 PERCENT!...
Damn you rich people.. you are the bane of my existence... WE ARE THE 5.2 PERCENT!...
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I'm going to buy a strip club, and fap.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:07 AM
STi conversion is an essential business expense.......
.......in the same way that my cars rear spoiler is essential to keeping the Outback grounded
But yeh, did tax the other day. My God accountants are so boring. You try make small talk or have a laugh and they're just not interested - its all about the numbers!
.......in the same way that my cars rear spoiler is essential to keeping the Outback grounded
But yeh, did tax the other day. My God accountants are so boring. You try make small talk or have a laugh and they're just not interested - its all about the numbers!
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:08 AM
I would write something off as a business expense.. if I could afford to buy something
Dude, register an ABN number, start up some kind of business. Write everything off.
Yeah nah she'll be right mate.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:08 AM
Get a new accountant Shivvy.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:09 AM
Sorry to hear about the stack.
'ing giggles at your new description.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:09 AM
What type of business could I start... an investment one? then I would probably have to do quarterly BAS statements and shiz wouldn't I? in order to write something off on the business I would actually need to be doing business?
Dude, register an ABN number, start up some kind of business. Write everything off.
Yeah nah she'll be right mate.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:10 AM
Never again!Get a new accountant Shivvy.
I only had one because I almost forgot to do my taxes this year and you can only get an extension if you've got a registered tax agent.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:12 AM
No word of a lie, if I paid for anything on my business credit card, even at a strip joint, you can write it off as a "Client Expense"
I'm going to buy a strip club, and write it off.
Every decent alcohol purchase I make is market research business expenditure.
Trip to Melbourne? Oh, you know it.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:12 AM
That's awesome. U can get away with so much if u know the rules and know how to get around them.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:14 AM
Dude, I didn't do my tax's for two years running, was all good.Never again!
I only had one because I almost forgot to do my taxes this year and you can only get an extension if you've got a registered tax agent.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:15 AM
It's not really getting around them.
The house always wins, by the time I die I'll have well and truly paid my share.
Not so good if you're running through a business though!!!
The house always wins, by the time I die I'll have well and truly paid my share.
Dude, I didn't do my tax's for two years running, was all good.
Not so good if you're running through a business though!!!
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:16 AM
I used to list it as "Clown Rapist" but i figured that pigeon-holed me.
Or are you referring to Mr Siffredi?
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:16 AM
Dude, I didn't do my tax's for two years running, was all good.
Me either.
Ugh i could ramble on for forking days about this stuff.
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:16 AM
What type of business could I start... an investment one? then I would probably have to do quarterly BAS statements and shiz wouldn't I? in order to write something off on the business I would actually need to be doing business?
Open a LED selling business.
Buy stock from China, add a % ontop, and sell locally.
Instantly claim stationary, internet use, mobile phone use, car use, etc etc.
Win at life.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:17 AM
Obviously, but Shiv aintIt's not really getting around them.
The house always wins, by the time I die I'll have well and truly paid my share.
Not so good if you're running through a business though!!!
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Posted 09 November 2011 - 10:18 AM
I used to list it as "Clown Rapist" but i figured that pigeon-holed me.
Or are you referring to Mr Siffredi?
Haha, nah, Rapist.
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