Went and looked at a neat silver 1998 WRX today. No drivetrain, neat bodywork and will sell it for $500.
Idea is currently I'll rip the good shit out of my wagon, jam it in the WRX, give it to the missus to drive and I'll grab another cheap bunky to punt to the station (which she can use on the weekend). RS will get an angle grinder to the face, sell Sez's Bilstein... win at life.
Only issue with this plan is that I'll have to become a homosexual as I'll be driving a WRX and everyone knows WRX drivers love the cock.
I Can Haz Gen 2?