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[ams]

That chick on the left, does not give a fork.

[ams]

Um...

[skillionaire]

Hahaha, what the donkey? Looks like some sort of sporting team vanity plate? Perhaps a soccer played with the unfortunate last name of PEDO?

Or perhaps the driver left the R out of PEDRO?

[Brett]

Morning.
Not much on last night AMS?
Detailing and brewing today. Back is still rooted.

[skillionaire]

[Adam]

Just smashed Christmas shopping! Now to go order a couch!

[skillionaire]

Thumbs up or down?

[Adam]

Yeah, nah!

[Adam]

Man I hate getting hair cuts, such a chore!

Leave it at least a few months haha!

[Brett]

Thumbs down from me. Too fussy.

[Brett]

ahhhhh Vodafone. making life difficult again I see. FFS cant wait to ditch these fuckers.

[skillionaire]

Man I hate getting hair cuts, such a chore!

I fucks with a number 1/2. Baddabing, baddaboom.

For some reason I love the wheel, but they are exclusive for the SLS. I don't think the SLS needs a complex wheel design, as there's already so much going on. I'd love to see those wheels on a really straight line design car though. Maybe a retro even.

@Vodafone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

@AustraliaPost: You have now confirmed that my parcel does not exist. Fantastic. Will you be able to explain how I was charge $47.60c for a parcel that doesn't exist?

You done 'ed up AP!

[Brett]

time to give them a bollocking.

[Shaz]

Just got munched by an Evo X.












While carrying a 15person table on my roof and a BBQ in the back.

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[Brett]

seriously. all i want to do is get a copy of my tax invoice so that i have a record of payment. Why make it so 'ing hard? All I want to do is pay you wankers.

[skillionaire]

Have launched three investigations, and have now contacted the post office in Carlton where I sent it from.

Sent two boxes, same day, same time, same receipt - got one, the other one was never scanned in at the post office - deeming it doesn't exist.

Therefore, it has been stolen. They started talking about compensation up to $100 - haha. I just asked whether I report the theft to my local Police station or if I should contact Victoria State Police on the matter.

They are apparently looking at the CCTV footage from the day, as I obviously have the exact time on my receipt.

Noone was helpful to me in the slightest until I got hold of the post office themselves (NOT EASY - AP DO NOT GIVE OUT POST OFFICE PHONE NUMBERS!!!). She's been helpful, and she genuinely wants to find it, I put on some waterworks sob story about how I have no Christmas presents to give to my family now (which is actually 'ing TRUE) and she was sympathetic. Worked better than my normal angry rant.

[skillionaire]

seriously. all i want to do is get a copy of my tax invoice so that i have a record of payment. Why make it so 'ing hard? All I want to do is pay you wankers.

We have a serial offence customer in Perth that constantly 'loses the invoice', and won't pay on a statement (understood) - so much so, that we now send a copy of the invoice with every statement sent thereafter, they called yesterday and said they haven't got the invoice, just the statement...

...way to lie about, mate! We stapled the 'ing two together and put them in the same envelope.

Your case is different, just reminded me and thought my ramblings were relevant to conversation.

I am having chicken nuggets for break-a-fast.

[skillionaire]

My next move is to get Jase to go to Lygon St and do a massive skid out the front of the Carlton South Post Office, while I'm on the phone to her (the postmaster) I'll tell her to look outside, have Jase on the other phone in my other ear - that's his signal to dump it - I assume he'd use his poetic licence to flip the bird in a military stiffness style out the window while casually peeling out, with two billowing clouds of fantastic storm cloud rubber smoke fuelled fury bombs, sending a parcel of discontent to the Post Office.

Am I talking to myself in here or what?

[Shaz]

If I ever write a book, that post above will go in it, word for word.

[skillionaire]

I won't even sue you for royalties.

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