
#4881
Posted 24 December 2011 - 07:36 PM
#4882
Posted 24 December 2011 - 07:43 PM
Do you drink your own pee?
Also, what's a shark guard?
Haha, nah I ain't extreme. I sweat Gatorade though, lemon berry.
Shark guard is a electric antenna you attach to your ankle, gives you a 5m zone, and enough time to fcuk off out of a great whites menu.
#4883
Posted 24 December 2011 - 08:03 PM

So they say, just don't take a shower if they offer!Work will set you free my dude.
Work will set you free.
#4884
Posted 24 December 2011 - 08:31 PM
FixedBorn in Tottenham. She's 23.
Got skills innit.
Skillionaire approved.
Tottenham? Really? Wow. Sounds like she has an accent more than cockney.
Sig worthy.
#4885
Posted 24 December 2011 - 08:36 PM
QFT
Cap Morg < Everything.
Sig worthy.
#4886
Posted 24 December 2011 - 08:41 PM
It's happened.
Went to the vet and even though she was heavily, heavily sedated, it looked like she had a big grin on her face. We said our goodbyes and held her as she peacefully passed.
Brought her home and gave her a nice resting place. Made up a little plaque and set it up in her memory. (Dremel got a workout with the engravings!)
She'll be very missed but she couldn't have asked for a more full and loving life.
RIP Bronte
Internet man cuddles to Morgan. I mentioned yesterday that we had to put our dog down a couple of years ago. Well she was a Bronte too.
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#4887
Posted 24 December 2011 - 08:48 PM
Internet man cuddles to Morgan. I mentioned yesterday that we had to put our dog down a couple of years ago. Well she was a Bronte too.
Cheers man

I feel zonked! Being emotional is really tough. Glad I don't do it very often...
Epic Christmas eve sex is epic
#4888
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:08 PM
#4889
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:19 PM
A good life was had.
I ate too much at Mums.
Doing it again tomorrow.
If I told you I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?
#4890
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:28 PM
Haha, nah I ain't extreme. I sweat Gatorade though, lemon berry.
Shark guard is a electric antenna you attach to your ankle, gives you a 5m zone, and enough time to fcuk off out of a great whites menu.
Shark guard, pfffft, unmanly!!!! Punch the fucker in the nose, continue life awesomely!
Even better, punch shark in the nose, as you are diving off the chopper!
OMG I FOUND AN F WORD THAT ISN'T CENSORED!!!!!!!!
Hope I dont break the GT!!!!!
#4891
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:43 PM
I hate sharks. But I love skittles.
#4892
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:45 PM
Haha fucker off Adam.
I hate sharks. But I love skittles.
Awesome response!!
#4893
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:46 PM
Because he only cums once a year.
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#4894
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:54 PM
They both leaves kids houses with an empty sac.

I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#4895
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:55 PM
Lay off the booze

#4896
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:56 PM
Shaz, that's a similarity.
Lay off the booze
That bottle of Hennessy I bought earlier is certainly doing its job rather nicely.
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#4897
Posted 24 December 2011 - 09:57 PM
Time to hand in man card??
#4898
Posted 24 December 2011 - 10:02 PM
Good to hear! Ive stayed sober.
Time to hand in man card??
I thought that was handed in ages ago? Haha
I put up with people from amnesty, red cross and now the cancer council almost daily hounding me!! Throw in the greens, green peace, unhcr, save the forking children and I've well and truly hit my limit for the number of fuckstains wanting me to sign something or give money. Seriously cubts,right off.
#4899
Posted 24 December 2011 - 10:06 PM
All good then!
#4900
Posted 24 December 2011 - 10:27 PM
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