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[Adam]

Found out yesterday that Dungeon Cat has a microchip, and her name is Nancy!

Owners have been contacted and waiting to hear back from them.

Sat outside and had breakfast this morning with the thing.


Way too attached to the cat hahaha.


Where has my manhood gone?

[skillionaire]

I'm sorry if I made anyone sad in the pants yesterday.

Long day.

Some bloke came in and said;

"I'm from the upper echelons of Melbourne restaurants"

So I said;

"What do you do mate? Where do you work"

He wouldn't even tell me his name because he is so amazing and from so high up....

What a fagchop. Seriously.

"My name is Nik, I make liqueurs and beers here at The Grove Vineyard"

He said;

"Now you're being sarcastic, you don't deserve this conversation"

NO SHIT. Then he just walked out. What an absolute wanker. How many knobs can you have on ones self?

Where has my manhood gone?

I'm attached to Alisha's dog, and she's only the size of a cat. So we'll call it square.

Though the story did get a little gay when we found out the cats name is.... Nancy.

NancyBoy.

[B4TT]

That cats name is simply not Nancy.. it is Dungeon Cat.. Nancy as a name is dead for her.

Apologies for the confusing phone call last night Nikorass, I was half busy trying to find out where the I was, half cut and I hate being in the city at night alone LOL.

[skillionaire]

Hahahaha, you were so lost.

I was outside so couldn't get to a Google map station!

[Adam]

Rach calls her dungeon cat too, but also shortens it to DC and the cat responds to that hahaha but gotta pronounce it dee cee.

Man I miss my parents dogs.

[skillionaire]

Went to Clancy's Dunsborough last night BrettRichoAms.

Was good. Was unaware until arriving that it was 'family movie night' so the abundance of small people was a bit off putting. I knew pretty much everyone that was working though - so that was cool.

[Adam]

Also Nik, that dude sounds like a wanker. Doesn't deserve your time. What a toss pot. Who the thinks of themselves like that.

[skillionaire]

knows. Someone said he'd been doing it everywhere all day long - what a chopper. Seriously. Apparently he sells fresh Salmon - big whoop. I don't care if it's the best Salmon on earth, I'm not dealing with someone like that. Oh well. He's probably Neil Perry's exclusive dealer or something.

[B4TT]

Hahahaha, you were so lost.

I was outside so couldn't get to a Google map station!

S'all good, I got home allright, ended up flagging down a taxi, dude was pretty cool, old German dude.... retired engineer whose wife is making him work two nights a week for beer money hahaha she apparently wont let him buy it otherwise, was a bit of a laugh on the way home.

knows. Someone said he'd been doing it everywhere all day long - what a chopper. Seriously. Apparently he sells fresh Salmon - big whoop. I don't care if it's the best Salmon on earth, I'm not dealing with someone like that. Oh well. He's probably Neil Perry's exclusive dealer or something.

Dude sounds like Oprah Winfrys vagina scrubber.

[Adam]

He doesn't sound like a very good salesman then!

When I spend my money, friendly sales people get me to spend more.

Dude sounds like Oprah Winfrys vagina scrubber.

HAHAHA

[skillionaire]

This is so wrong, but it just made me salivate.

[Adam]

Yum, what is that?

[B4TT]

Hahahaha that looks awesome! as un-healthy as it may be I would make an exception for it

[skillionaire]

chili, cheese, pastrami fries at the hat.

[Adam]

Made a few posts in the beer thread, manned me up a bit, after getting all Morgan over a cat!

[skillionaire]

Whatever the hat is.

[Adam]

chili, cheese, pastrami fries at the hat.

Need that inside me.

[skillionaire]

THAT'S WHAT SH....

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I'm far too mature to make that joke.

[B4TT]

You didn't VaginaMorgan over DC today, s'all good!

[Adam]

THAT'S WHAT SH....

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I'm far too mature to make that joke.

You know you want to!

You didn't VaginaMorgan over DC today, s'all good!

dude, i sat outside and ate my breakfast with it!