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[skillionaire]

Who just played darts in the middle of the Australian desert and got a bullseye?

Nope, just me? Oh...

WHO CARES?

DIFFERENT QUESTION - SAME ANSWER!

MIND BLOWING!

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Blind mowing.

[skillionaire]

I have to go through every pipe

SUPERFAG I CALL YOU, YOU DON'T CALL ME!

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WHO CARES?

DIFFERENT QUESTION - SAME ANSWER!

MIND BLOWING!

YOU CARE, I KNOW YOU DO.

YOU GAVE ME A VERY CARING PHONE CALL THE OTHER NIGHT.

SUPERFAG I CALL YOU, YOU DON'T CALL ME!

I HAVE NO SIGNAL. I CAN SKYPE YOU, MAYBE WE CAN VIDEO SKYPE AND MASTURBATE TOGETHER?

[skillionaire]

I'm always very caring. But I am only calling Tom's Phone, not expecting you to pick up.



HI THIS IS TOM'S PHONE


REALLY TOM? IS IT?

ARE YOU SURE?

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I'm always very caring. But I am only calling Tom's Phone, not expecting you to pick up.



HI THIS IS TOM'S PHONE


REALLY TOM? IS IT?

ARE YOU SURE?

FUGGING WORST VOICEMAIL EVER.

MADE IT WHEN I WAS 17, DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT.

[skillionaire]

I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to your phone.

GT misses you brahhhhh.

We have new regulars though, RenDog is being a toughnut and sticking through Lukyosh's relentless unwarranted anger. I like RenDoggyDog.

RE:SKYPE: Everytime I think of you, I think of you masturbating.

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I LOOKED UP TIGHT PANT WEARING FAGGHUT AND THEY GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER

Spotted this on the walk to the train this arvo;

[skillionaire]

In your donger.

In the desert.

With a clipboard with flange closure actions wide open on the bed, and pipe geometry drawings on the wall.



And the towel you used to violate my missus with, hanging on the ceiling.

I LOOKED UP TIGHT PANT WEARING FAGGHUT AND THEY GAVE ME YOUR NUMBER

Spotted this on the walk to the train this arvo;

Hashaha you fixed that quickly.

Still.

NICE WALK NO WALK.

Nahh I can't hate 8's are the bizzy!

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Tonight while I masturbate I will be thinking of Nik and measuring my heart rate.


Will be almost as high as ren-dawgs.

And the towel you used to violate my missus with, hanging on the ceiling.

Where the fork did I even get that towel to violate your mrs with?

Loose night.

[Adam]

@walts, sounds cool!

We used to have to do that on brand new machines leaving the workshop, because nothing was engineered right/on time!

Was shit

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Loose night.

Lose as bro.

Rendog's left hand waits till his right hand has him ready to blow then shouts "YO DAWG, IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT IM BETTER THAN YOU"

[Adam]

My room is starting to look farkin empty aye!

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Rendog's left hand waits till his right hand has him ready to blow then shouts "YO DAWG, IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT IM BETTER THAN YOU"

From now on I picture Ren-puppy looks like Snorlax the Pokemon.

Here's one for Shaz - You need a pokeflute to move the bastard.

[Sven Smergberd]

I dont have a resting bpm, cos i'm never resting....

Im going out in a ninja costume sometime this yr.

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I dont have a resting bpm, cos i'm never resting....

Surely your heart rate rests when your eggs drop, right?

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What's happening with you atm Sailor Nick?

Bought a car, settling down? Any massive working trips planned soon?

[Sven Smergberd]

From now on I picture Ren-puppy looks like Snorlax the Pokemon.

Here's one for Shaz - You need a pokeflute to move the bastard.

Pokemon, NFI. But snorlax sounds funny so imma refer to him as that now.

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Haha i just looked up a snorlax to see what we were talking about....lol.

[Sven Smergberd]

What's happening with you atm Sailor Nick?

Bought a car, settling down? Any massive working trips planned soon?

I wish i could settle down, @ Bondi for a few months then away, somewhere. I swear the last place i got sent to was jurassic park... It was farked, helo used to dissappear into fog, and i didnt want to dive in km deep water.